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Who is your ISP? If they also give you an online mail box you could go there, see whats holding them up and/or maybe delete them. Sounds like your isp though not outlook.

Last time I did it felt like some fucker had hit me on the head with a sledge hammer. As for today, absolutely nowt. I once more have a 7 day week. Those who do, know what I mean

I decided to take time out as the place was depressing me I sometimes prefer my own little world where Newcastle are actually decent rather than facing the harsh reality... Ps... is it safe to come back yet?

I done that especially for you. In fact next time, I might put the whole thing in the thread title and not bother with body text

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. What are you doing?" she asked. I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. . . . . . . . . . . . . "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

Explanation of the statement

It is as it has a ? mark at the end

Why ? Does Photoshop hurt cats ? Only when you run them through the printer

Camilla goes to the Queen and asks "Every time I give Charles a blow job I get indigestion?" The Queen replies......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Have you tried Andrews?"

One lad just posted this on a different forum. And we are delusional... Notice the Trigger word

My fave's are prob Domino's and least would be pizza hut. Sainsbury's do some canny ones but I cant recall the name. I prefer thin.

What the fuck is going on on this board man Fuckin' hell.

I think they'll have a stronger finish than us, though Ive not checked their fixtures. As I keep saying, there are 3 teams worse than us (at least) so we wont go down (Derby, Reading, Fulham to name 3).

Well, we arguably need the 40 points. Thats another 12 from where we are now. Fulham (H) Reading (H) Mackems (H) Blackburn (H) Birmingham (A) Id be looking at those five games. 3 wins and 2 draws would even give us 11 which Id imagine would be enough. The last few seasons most points relegated were 38, 34, 33, 33, 42.

Reading up on it seems like it may be adobe needs updating. Not sure if that still applied to the thinkpad though.

I can just tell you are seething

I wish some fucker would make a point in this tedious fucking thread. Its hard as fuck to follow and I cant be arsed to read it from the start.

Id sell Shola, Smith, Viduka then Martins before Owen tbf. Owen might not be what he was, but he's the best we've got. We need a new forward for sure, but Id be getting one to play with owen for now.

Just been through the bbc predictor thing and came up with:

Bizarre. Like I said earlier, a true fair weather fan.

Some fan you are taking enjoyment out of our doing badly I'm not even a fan any more,The clubs to much of a joke to even bother wanting to go see them play."King" Kev's return was the last straw for me. So why go to the effort of posting on a Newcastle fan's forum then if you're not bothered anymore? Because i'm waiting to see how long it takes you mongs to realise what a stupid mistake you've made. Who do you support out of interest?

Good to see at least someone posting sense Isegrim.

In fairness, its not all about support numbers, though that has a baring. We certainly aint whiter than white, but blackburn are - a "shitty little club" and if this guy is your stereotypical BR fan, then enough said.