JawD

Man Flu is stalking JawD Its looming, I can feel it. So far I feel that my throat has a shard of glass stuck in it and Im living off a diet of Soothers.

Does he run funny or just like a girl? Actually, does he run?

Shit. I huff and puff and when I get sick of getting megged again, I start taking legs out

Id be happy for them to be in the leazes/milburm corner.

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"Five minutes into Jimbo's solitude...."

why didn't you just use the BBC predictor thingy? Mines better I only enter the points, 3,1 or 0. Then if I add 0 to say the Brum game, it will automatically add a 3 to their newcastle game (using the IF formulae). Told you I was bored.

If I was Mort, I wouldnt be offering anyone new contracts until he knew we were safe. Young Taylor should forget all about his contract and concentrate on the huge task at hand. Earn that new contract laddy.

Oh, and I had our points coming from a win over Fulham and draws with Reading and the Mackems. Nowt else. So even with that 5 points I reckon we're safe. Be fucking bricking it though

Right, being the boring fucker that I am, Ive just knocked up an excel sheet of the remaining fixtures for the bottom clubs for boro down over. Using that, I reckon we will finish on 33 points. but below us I have Derby, Bolton 30, Fulham 25, Wigan 32, Reading 30. Meaning we would be in 15th at the end and Derby, Fulham get relegated plus Reading on GD. Get to the bookies now.

We deserved at least a draw yesterday. At least. On that basis his selection yesterday was alright imo. Viduka - Spat his dummy out big style the whispers go. Prob never play again for us. Martins - Maybe not ready for 90mins Zog - Unlucky to be dropped imo. Id have also brought him on for Barton in the centre. Also brought on a little late I think. I also thought Smith had a better game, his hard work actually being useful. Played the target man well I thought and was unlucky with that header. Overall, I understood the starting lineup, but would prefer to see Barton dropped and Zog starting on the left for Duff or centre for Barton. Martins may start soon or he may continue with Smith. Id prefer Martins and see how he does. Id also like to see Carroll now and again. I thought Enrique was better than Zog at LB, but he wasnt great like. But Id persist with him.

I think 'well be 35-38 points and finish 15th or so. We wont go down (you have to admire my stubborness on this point )

Are Bolton worse than us? I seriously think they have more wins in them than us, they could easily beat Citeh at home and West Ham then Sunderland, It's hard to see where Newcastle's next is coming from like, take the specs off I dont think you could say easily beat them tbf. We should beat Fulham, Reading maybe, mackems even possibly, though Id not say easily.

As Ive maintained, I think what will stop is going down is another team (and I class Fulham and Derby as gone) having a harder run in. Just look at bolton : Liverpool h, wigan a, man u a, man city h, arsenal h, villa a, west ham h, boro a, spurs a, sunderland h, chelsea a Wigans is also pretty tough. Then again, ours aint that pretty

Slightly more worried after Brum and Reading getting results today. Still blind faith though and dont think we'll drop.

Thanks, just saved my typing that up when really cant be arsed. Sick a fuck getting in from the game, but this time more as we just didnt deserve that. Got to take your chances though.

This is the toughest of our winnable games. They're doing well at the moment with the odd blip. Hopefully they can have a blip today. My worry at the moment is how easily our heads seem to drop once we concede. If we go 0-1 down then Ill fear the worst. If we are 1-0 up and then go 1-1 Ill fear the worst. At 1-0 I wouldnt expect us to hold on without conceding. See the problem here? I think our only chance is to score at least 2.

I was for their original intention but thought the name was shite. I think at times they have had a positive impact, but if I was to generalise then yes I'd assume they were largely young charva types, though not know any o fthem to know that for fact.

3:10 to Yuma. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Proper film

Would be a more meaningful table if it showed the league and finishing position in each season.

I think we could get players equally as good/bad and do much better than what we have. Thats because of the mind set of a crop of the current players I think. The squad needs a big change and positive input. This said, like above, there is bound to plenty available who would come and could improve what we have. Centre defence, centre midfield, LB, CF, are all a must.

Id definately prefer these to stay: Beye, Feye, Duff, Given, Harper, Milner Id be happy if these stayed but wouldnt loose sleep if they left: Owen, Martins, Zog, Taylor, Not arsed about: Butt, Carr, Enrique, Emre, Cacapa, Geremi, Ameobi, Ramage, Viduka, Just get out: Rozenhal, Barton, Smith,