The Mighty Hog

Pigface O'Leary will be gutted. Bet he's taking down his Milner posters from Match and Shoot as we speak.

It's fine here.

Class goal like. That Owen injury looked similar to what my mate did a month ago at 5-a-side. Only difference was that my mates kneecap popped out aswell.

The on-demand music stations pretty much killed it. Why wait a week for a mimed performance when you can see a band in heavy roration on a variety of channels. Then the beeb shuffling it around the schedule was the final nail in the coffin.

There's a lass from Consett who used to be in Byker Grove. Seen her around in Summer and at Christmas. My mate tried to pull her on Boxing Day but got pretty much nowhere apart from sharing a taxi with her. Apparently she goes to Uni in Manchester. Once met Frank Bruno and a Tyne Tees telethon. Met Pav once in the Metro Centre and got Harpers autograph when he was a young un, they sent a team to play a pre-season friendly with a non league side. I think Keegan even played, but can't really remember.Used to get the same bus as Anthony Hutton when I went to New College at Durham. Was a prick then aswell. Edit: I also shook Gary Speeds hand and talked to Nobby in Chase once. That was years ago, probably around 2000-2001.

Plum jelly? Jesus wept.

http://www.mobile-phones-uk.org.uk/ A very handy site for when you have a choice of different mobiles. It has a full review and then comments from people who have the phone.

I just got a W810i (upgraded from the K750i) and it worked like a dream until Saturday when it just died. Gave 02 a bell this morning and they are sending the new one out by courier (already on the way) and the courier will take back my old one. But the new W810i is great. You can buy a 2 gig memory card on ebay for £30-£40 quid. They "officially" take memory cards up to the size of 4 gig but there are 8 gig memory cards kicking about too. Was going to get an MP3 player but won't bother now I have this phone.

Not sure if anyone else caught it but Roeder gave a short interview on 5 Live. There wasn't anything major discussed but there was a quick discussion on transfers. Basically: We are talking to players No one coming in this week Hopes for one or two by the time the Intertoto game Nopefull 5 or 6 in time for the start of the season.

10 a side now.

That elbow was fucking evil. Not even Keegan could defend that one!

Yep, but not particularly good though

Locke is canny on 8 out of 10 cats but when he had to carry a show on his own like when he did TV Heaven, Telly Hell he was weak as piss. Awkward and not particularly funny.

I'm one of the people who will often hold a door open for someone without a second thought, however what is the appropriate time to hold the door for? Or in other words how close has a person got to be from a door before you stop and hold it. A few times I've not held it thinking they are too far and often thought "Should I have kept it held for them?" then other times I've waited and ended up looking like a divvy holding this door for a dogs age while someone shuffles towards it at a snails pace. So what is door holding etiquette?

Just watched it in the house. Watched the Paraguay match in The Demi and then stayed out all day so am broke.

Easy night as you'll be sat down.

Faceplant at the end of it as well. It looked like a certain goal though. 149334[/snapback] Aye it wasn't a good landing. Still 0-0. I'd have taken that and the 2-0 at the beginning of the day.

Quality goal-line clearence there mind. The bloke covered a ridiculous amount of ground.

All the best, Happy Birthday.

Grace and Nikki are up for eviction. Well thats what I've read.

Even with Crooks, Motson and Lawreson. The Beeb are still streets ahead of ITV.

Jesus Wept.

She certainly looks bap-tastic in that clip. Good work.

I'd happily bring back Calvin and Hobbes if someone could stick and england shirt on each.

Thats what I've been twisting my face about the past few months. We're having to head up at 12 to make sure we can get a seat. Even then we might not get one. A prime example was the match against France in Euro 2004, iirc the French were tigtening the screws awhile before they equalised. It was getting pretty hairy, loads of them where dancing about and cheering despite it getting close, they were still doing it after the equaliser and upuntil their winner. Singing the usual "No Surrender" bollocks. Then after the match they all upped and fucked off with a shrug of their shoulders. we were fucking gutted. It all sounds a bit "supa-fan" but these are the fuckers that will be figting come 9 0@clock cos they can't handle their ale.