The Mighty Hog

Cunts like this are the worst. The last sentence sums them up, all about them being "right" so they can get followers who'll indulge them in the inane patter.

We had one too, I remember being baffled as to why they thought it would be a good idea. There was one person blowing glass and everything else was even less entertaining.

Resurrecting a classic celebration

Watched it in Shearer's, just disappointed more than anything. Can't pin the blame on anyone, just not good enough.

"Get him in the beak"

Must be nice having Sky do your PR campaigns for you.

I know there's generally a bit of hyperbole around the crisp bags on the pitch, but the amount of shite blowing round the playing surface should embarrass them.

He'll just do another dance for likes on Twitter to cover the pain.

That's him away now.

All kicking off tonight

Is that the Coutinho money still being spent?

Well he does have previous for being a tit, albeit many years ago https://www.upi.com/Archives/1993/05/24/Teenager-released-after-hijack-prank/3907738216000/

Totally normal behaviour.

Big Joe just randomly inviting fans to his place again.

Should be an interesting listen

Went down like Bobby Davro in a set of BBC stocks

Aye, I'm sure he had re-occurring health issues back in the Metro coverage days.

You'd have thought having an actual Sky Sports presenter as a non-executive director would make them think twice about these weird magedia theories. But here we are.

Has your name always rhymed wi' Yoker or did it used tae be like Smith or somethin'

We have a CEO

He is 67, so it might just be a coincidence it's happened when we have new owners.

It feels like saying "zero self awareness" just isn't enough anymore. The clip of their social media content creators alone exposes all that.

Pretty much this. In an ideal world you'd have youngsters having cameo's at the end of matches/early cup rounds, let the media talking head wanks talk about their potential then flog them on. In the 90's MOTD was pretty much a Liverpool promoting venture with Hanson and Lawro bigging up every up and comer, ditto with Sky and Man Utd. They could flog on most fringe and youth players no bother. Granted that's a huge over simplification and can't come into fruition over a year but with FFP reigning us in every part of the set-up has to earn money.

Fucking hell, I'm sat here on day three of brutal food poisoning and I'm still less likely to be shitting my pants than CT is over relegation mathematics!