The Mighty Hog

One of those weird coincidences but that tool bought something from where I work a little while ago, naturally curiosity got the better of me and had a snoop at the rental costs of where he lived. Varied from £2.5k-£3k a month, presumably he thought the grift was never going to end.

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Bournemouth trying to sign Ritchie back, apparently. Must be on a decent wedge after signing his new contract last year,

Brucey going postal will get most of the headlines but this little beauty snuck out today:

Rolando Aarons away to Huddersfield

"Welcome MAGA"

While there's plenty of shite to fling at Ashley, Charnley needs to get some sent his way as well. He's the useless cunt that chased McClaren twice and was willing to pay compensation for him before he decided to stay at Derby. He's also be absent while we have a Covid outbreak at the club.

When I started reading that I felt sure it was going to finish with a misunderstanding involving an Irish goalkeeper from years gone by.

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That's a good thing for a drink though, surely?

Not one of his more subtle attempts.

Mark Douglas writing articles on the new PL plans while the Knight Ryder is giving his loyal punters what they really want, interviews with John Carver on his new job as a Scotland coach.

American Murder: The Family Next Door Not exactly the feel good story of the year, but because of social media and stuff like Whatsapp they essentially were able to tell the victims story without any kind of reconstructions and interviews. The video's were up on her Facebook. That's before you get into the nitty gritty of the husband being a galloping thunder cunt.

He's back again.

One of those rare occasions that you're actually glad the video quality is so bad.

Like clockwork....

Rob Elliot was released at the end of the season so we signed Mark Gillespie on a free. Was on the books as a young un but ended up in Scotland

Aye, there's no winners in that one. With a bit of luck both accounts would disappear into a Twitter black hole of arseholery.

Congrats Ant, CongrAnts!

Monday at 6pm. There's the Arsenal v Man City FA Cup semi final tonight and Norwich v Burnley before that.

I've genuinely been surprised by the reaction I've seen, obviously knew he was well thought of for doing what he did with the national team but it seems to run much deeper than that.

Up for Player of the Month, can vote here: https://www.premierleague.com/news/1703139

Alreet Frankie Boyle, try and keep things light!

Nah, wasn't really expecting to. Signed up for it anyway, might help save humanity in the smallest way possible.