Ted Maul

Your me beshtest mate *hic* in the whoooooole world.

Just had a night in because i'm completely fucking knacked after yesterday.

Grudge 2 (Yank version) - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain To see for certain what I thought I knew Far far away, someone was weeping But the world was sleeping Any dream will do I wore my coat, with golden lining Bright colours shining, wonderful and new And in the east, the dawn was breaking And the world was waking Any dream will do A crash of drums, a flash of light My golden coat flew out of sight The colours faded into darkness I was left alone May I return to the beginning The light is dimming, and the dream is too The world and I, we are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do A crash of drums, a flash of light My golden coat flew out of sight The colours faded into darkness I was left alone May I return to the beginning The light is dimming, and the dream is too The world and I, we are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do

Since I pretty much agree with Patrokles I hoy some of my lyrics into the fold aswell... In my rear view mirror the sun is going down Sinking behind bridges in the road And I think of all the good things That we have left undone And I suffer premonitions Confirmed suspicions Of the holocaust to come The rusty wire that holds the cork That keeps the anger in Gives way and suddenly it's day again The sun is in the east Even though the day is done Two suns in the sunset Could be the human race is run & I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again & Are these the people that we should bomb Are we so sure they mean us harm Is this our pleasure, punishment or crime Is this a mountain that we really want to climb The road is hard, hard and long Put down that two by four This man would never turn you from his door Oh George! Oh George! That Texas education must have fucked you up when you were very small When I was 17 my mother, bless her heart, fulfilled my summer dream She handed me the keys to the car We motored down to Paris, fuelled with Dexedrine and booze Got bust in Antibes by the cops And fleeced in Naples by the wops But everyone was kind to us, we were the English dudes Our dads had helped them win the war When we all knew what we were fighting for But now an Englishman abroad is just a US stooge The bulldog is a poodle snapping round the scoundrel's last refuge Is gentleness too much for us Should gentleness be filed along with empathy We feel for someone else's child Every time a smart bomb does its sums and gets it wrong Someone else's child dies and equities in defence rise America, America, please hear us when we call You got hip-hop, be-bop, hustle and bustle You got Atticus Finch You got Jane Russell You got freedom of speech You got great beaches, wildernesses and malls Don't let the might, the Christian right, fuck it all up For you and the rest of the world Not in my name, Tony, you great war leader you Terror is still terror, whosoever gets to frame the rules History's not written by the vanquished or the damned Now we are Genghis Khan, Lucretia Borghia, Son of Sam In 1961 they took this child into their home I wonder what became of them In the cauldron that was Lebanon If I could find them now, could I make amends? How does the story end?

I was sure we were going to win the league after that game. So much so that I made my Dad take me to the club shop the next weekend and try and get the gerld Premiership badges. They said they'd have them in for next season I can remember going 4-0 up and my Mam telling me to calm down as 'Man United could still score four'. There was 15 minutes left for christs sake

If your after a computer chair there is a canny one in Makro for circa 50 quid....had my eye on it myself You come in Makro?

Peter Gabriel - Up

The Cribs - The New Fellas Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Both Trivium and Metallica are gash - FACT

No because 90% of the people in Washington didn't have a fucking clue which district was which. The only 'nice' place in Washington is Ayton (where yours truly lives ). The rest of the villages have been over run by Charva families.

Bloc Party - Silent Alarm

As does making dossiers full of golf courses and quitting your job but don't tell people on N-O that.

FFS!!! Banana Caramel Frappuchinos from Starbucks. No position to judge to be honest. Guilty Pleasure is probably... making myself tea with other peoples food... like a Tuna and cheese melt with Spring Onions... somebodies bread, someone elses mayo and spring onions, another persons Tuna and finally some poor mugs Cheese... spread the sorrow and be the first person to raise the question "Who finished off my Cheese? I don't mind people having a little but leave some for me... it's only fair" Nee wonder you're a tubby git

Twock the Q Glastonbury 2003 CD of wor lass last nite. Quite a few good songs i'd completely forgotten about. Death in Vegas - Scorpio Rising Doves - Pounding Idlewild - You Held the World in Your Arms Audio Bullys - We Don't Care Royksopp - Eple

Tommy - Great

The Hardly Boys are immense

Forrest Gump. Makes me sob like a girl.

Van Morrison and Roger Waters - Comfortably Numb

Game in The Galleries are taking people on.

Never thought of that, cheers mate.

mint i never knew you were skol! My disguise worked then

As Skol it's FCUM and The Fish. As David Icke/Ted Maul it's Princess Peach and ukpolocpl

The Beep Test was fairly tough for slow gits like me. There was always one tit at the end who'd show off by going far longer than everyone else and look really smug about it.

Just wait until Parky gets his teeth into this over on N-O