Ted Maul

Why do you think gay fella's have such good rhythm?

The only thing Poppers do for me is allow me to dance without being embarrased of the fact I can't.

The cider was worse tbh

Had a laugh last summer before they closed that loophole and you could still get them at Card Bar 167806[/snapback] I had a laugh and then a bit of a vomit after I consumed a full fucking bag of the things along with two litres of cider a few years back. It was good until I lost the use of my legs then it went rapidly down hill.

Shrooms being Class A is ridiculous tbh.

I don't personally think it is, it's the stigma that's attached to tattoo's though that's the problem.

Shock horror, I actually think J69 has a point. A tattoo in any place that isn't easily hideable will leave you up shit creek job wise. Whey, that's atleast what we're telt at school.

Pink Floyd - Take It Back

We need continuity here. I propose that we put 'Artist - Song' rather than the other way around.

Saw the footage on the news today, pretty fucking horrific. I apologise to anyone I offended previous with my Ashes quip.

Babyshambles - Fuck Forever

Hot air rises. I'm going to assume it was pretty fucking hot in that massive infaltable. A breeze probably caught it, lifted it a little of the ground and then science did the rest.

I'm more worried that you live in Chester le-Street. Makes me feel dirty knowing i've been there

The Riverside getting overlooked for the Ashes was canny bad, like.

Syd Barrett - Effervescing Elephant An Effervescing Elephant with tiny eyes and great big trunk once whispered to the tiny ear the ear of one inferior that by next June he'd die, oh yeah! because the tiger would roam. The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home! and every time I hear a growl I'll know the tiger's on the prowl and I'll be really safe, you know the elephant he told me so." Everyone was nervy, oh yeah! and the message was spread to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus who wallowed in the mud and chewed his spicy hippo-plankton food and tended to ignore the word preferring to survey a herd of stupid water bison, oh yeah! And all the jungle took fright, and ran around for all the day and the night but all in vain, because, you see, the tiger came and said: "Who me?! You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you. I'd much prefer something to chew and you're all to scant." oh yeah! He ate the Elephant Fucking genius

Syd Barrett - Love Song

Genesis - The Knife

While we're taking the piss out of Brock I might aswell throw my hat into the ring and admit I am in no way relishing the prospect of spending a week away from wor lass. Especially because she'll be spending that week in Zante and i'm back in shitty Old Blighty Cocksocks

Went on a The Day Today/Brass Eye binge and had an urge to change it.

Did you use to have a different user name? 160640[/snapback] David Icke - Son of God and prior to that Skol

Led Zeppelin - Friends

Just got back from holiday to Laganas yesterday. Had a great time apart from being virtually bed ridden for the first few days, partly down to the fact I had the flu and partly down to the fact I could barely walk after drunkly volleying a huge, fuck off concrete block. Our good old Mackem friend Definitely Maybe lost his virginity to a fat, Irish lass while away. Legend! And Brock, ditch the hairy Jorman lass.

Yes - Close to the Edge 18:50 of pure, orgasmic pleasure.

Why bomb Australia? 70% of it looks like a nuclear wasteland anyway.

Never. No oil = No invasion