Ted Maul

Me too. Tall, skinny and gobby so the teacher used to make me be a prop with a big fuckoff grin on his face cos he knew how much I hated it.

Finally decided to betray Sony and get an XBox. Went to HMV and got the premium console, a wireless controller, PGR3 and Rockstar Table Tennis for £300. After a few days play I can honestly i'm really enjoying it (more down to Rockstar Table Tennis, which is fucking amazing, than PGR3). I'm looking to get a router for online play, Saints Row and Dead Rising with my next paycheck.

There's a fucking spoiler warning

Just saw it today too and I thought it was excellent. Slow to get going but once it was in full flow I was on the edge of my seat. Aye but ***********SPOILER WARNING***************** The end seemed like it was tacked on at the last minute, suddenly up pops Chase, shoots DiCaprio and then everyone else dies, not exactly a dramatic climax or twist which could have been guessed, a complete let-down IMO. Aye, the ending was probably the low point of the film. I was worried that it would drag on a bit too much but I didn't mind the length, not like Pirates of the Carribean which I couldn't wait to get out of.

I know more than a few people who are exactly like that

Sex please.

The exact same thread has gone down a storm on N-O. Apparently Bush is the new Hitler and the world will end soon so there's no point finding a job. Not even as a full-time Hitzfeld-bumming webmaster? HTT has managed to build a shelter out of unwanted Golf course dossiers.

Just saw it today too and I thought it was excellent. Slow to get going but once it was in full flow I was on the edge of my seat.

Cheers all

Where's Baron von Fat? "Hey you guys, whats going on in this thread"

I know it was only a testimonial but this was class an'aal

No history at all; used to think he was a good poster. His articles are all shite though, as is his opinion on Sutton. Flounce

Oh well I knew Douggie was a saint. odd how a bit of factual info has killed off this thread ..... Here's a factual bit of info for ya.... The club is in a worse state now than it was when Fat Fred first became Chairman.

Just shows what difference 52'000 fickle Geordies baying for blood makes to a players mentality. The Liverpool side put out last night wasn't bad at all.

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Is she one of those who is intellegent but has bugger all common sense? My last lass was like that. She was fairly clever academically but came out with some stupid shit sometimes. Aye, although I think every woman is tbh. You'll look propa fly in some Timberlands, sonna. Get those bad boys!

Spenky

mufc was around in a different guise a few weeks back. I think his username was FCUnited. Shorty is currently posing as a German exchange student in order to have sex with Brock.

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Fucking hell son, some of your language is appauling... You sound like my Nana! "bright as a button". I need to get you street wise again. Fo' sho' Yo got yo Timberland's yet, dawg?

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious.

I've been lucky enough to hear my lass come out with some absolute howlers over the past few months. Here's a few snippits of her wisdom... While at the local pub quiz, a daft question about the nationality of people who live in Sweden or something... Me - Swedes. Her - I think you mean the Swiss? Me - The Swedes come from Sweden, the Swiss come from Switzerland. Her *in a smug, i'll prove you wrong voice* - Ah, where do the Swedish come from then? Me - FFS Halfway through watching Die Hard, she gets completely vexed that an English actor could play a foriegner... Her - The terrorists are German!? I thought they were English! Surely Alan Rickman can't be German!? Me - His characters name is Hans Grüber, love. And he speaks with a German accent. Her - Still doesn't mean he's German. Me - FFS I really don't know how this conversation actually came about... Her - I really thought you had two holes down there. One for the wee and another for the spunk. Me - FFS

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5402018.stm No doubt Rob has alot to say on this so i'll leave it to him.

That thread was gerld

Arsenal 3-1 Although, to be fair we got arse raped in the first half.

I really hope Freddy sells up. I'd much rather have a "secretive investment group" than a lazy, big mouthed Chairman who talks complete and utter shite everytime he opens his mouth and knows fuck all about running a football club. It would take a complete bunch of arses to make more of a hash that Fat Fred has over the past few years so I don't have too mant reservations about this. Everyone goes on about asset stripping and the like but the only way to make a football club profitable is to make it succesful.

I think we need a strike partner that will compliment Martins to get the best out of him.