Ted Maul

Like those above have said, Ikon is probably the only club that isn't too fussed about I.D. and age but because of that it's full of Charva scum.

There is no lenient clubs, mate. Tiger Tiger is so strict they find excuses not to let you in even if you are old enough. "You're not coming in here wearing trousers, son!" The Monkey is in Sunderland, hence the reason it's dodgey as fuck.

Most of our class got told off for throwing wet paper towels at an Indian lad called Shahid. This incident led to an inpromptu lesson in racism and how it was wrong. Pissed myself in Year 2 because my so called mates held me down and tickled me. On the plus side since I didn't grass they assumed I had a problem and I was told I could go to the toilet without permission. Spent many hours aimlessly wandering the corridors using the excuse I was going to the toilet. We had a lad on our football team called Omar who forced his way into it by playing the racism card (He's probably a crazy Muslim now, he was against anybdoy and anything remotely white and British). He couldn't afford shin pads so had to use cardboard. He left every training session in flood of tears after someone laced him in the shins.

Murray is certainly reaping the rewards of working with Brad Gilbert. Last night was the first time he's actually looked comfortable in a 5 set match.

Davydenko

Billy Maddison. Is it mandatory for everyone of Sandler's characters to have a daft voice?

Unless it's a passport or drivers license you'll not get in anywhere with your I.D.

I did look for a thread before posting but didn't see it. Anyway, shouldn't you be off scouring the interweb looking for more 'sports people on drugs' stories rather than reading my threads?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5311298.stm It was just a matter of time really. Shame though as he wasn't just a TV presenter with a penchant for putting himself in the way of danager, he was heavily involved in conservation efforts.

Well according to Bob Cass of the Sunday Mail, things could get interesting on the takeover front. Without typing in all the piece (my 1 finger typing is SO slow) he does say that the original first interested party, Polygon, have "given notice they plan to outbid their rivals from Jersey (Belgravia) and anybody else for that matter. The fly in the ointment, of course, is the immovable United fat twat (oops sorry, my finger slipped) chairman whose intransigence remains the biggest obstacle to any deal." 191851[/snapback] Well then, it's down to the fans to make Fat Fred's life as difficult as possible until he sells up. I say we start with a petrol bombing of all Greggs in the NE and lynching his boyfriend Lezes Mag.

Great article that hits every nail on every head. SACK THE BOARD!

and you are ? 190838[/snapback] are you shy ? 190920[/snapback] Course I am, that's why i've knocked every argument you've thrown at me out of the park Leazes, the crux of your argument seems to be that very few chairmen have been at the helm of the club when in this high position whether it be now or in the past. What you fail to mention is that Freddy didn't build the club up to this position. He took over from Sir John Hall after he'd done all the leg work turning this club into something and Fat Fred since presided over farce after farce after farce and is very slowly but surely dragging this club down. That my friend is a FACT! 191084[/snapback] And did you say this when we were winning in Rotterdam ? And last season, we actually moved back up from 14th to 7th, after they realised and admitted their mistake, and found the money to take action ? And that my friend is a FACT. We were indeed 2nd under Sir John when he left. Nobody is saying Shepherd is better than what SJH was, certainly not me. But another FACT is that under the current board and chairman, we have - for the first time in over 50 years - finished in the top 5 of the top league for 3 successive seasons. That is a FACT. We have developed the ground in the last decade, this is going forward in that respect. FACT. We have opened a new training complex and academy, this is going forward. FACT. If you are going to persist in your notion that we have gone backwards since finishing 2nd - why do you think anyone has a divine right to stay 2nd forever ? And would you also say that the Arsenal board have gone backwards since they won the league so they must be shite ? Are you going to say the manu board are now shite because they have gone backwards since winning the European Cup ? Because like it or not my friend, Shepherd was a major board member when we last finished 2nd in the league and is STILL not the major controlling shareholder, just like now, and that is also a FACT. The club is STILL run by essentially the SAME BOARD. FACT. 191360[/snapback] No, because that was a good few years ago and we did actually look like making progress. Sir Bobby Robson had saved this club from the abyss, nee fucker else. Fat Fred pumped the money in but any chairman would've been expected to do that. Freddy never realised and admitted his mistake. He brought Roeder in and somehow he managed to drag us from 14th to 7th and get us into Europe. If Freddy knew he'd made a mistake why did he keep him on until last February, nearly a year after Souness marked his stall as being fucking awful? I couldn't give a toss if we've developed the ground or the training complex (didn't we stop training in said complex a few months back due to the unkempt state and injuries?). We've failed to develop in the areas that matter - on the pitch and on the touchline. Like I said, SJH did all the legwork and Fat Fred reaped the rewards. There is going backwards and then there is going backwards. We are the latter. Arsenal, ManUre etc. etc. have invested to keep themselves there or there abouts whereas we have pricked about for a good few seasons now just trying to consolidate a position in the top half. Shepherd may have been a major player in the era we got to 2nd but he did fuck all of note at the time, he sat there while SJH and KK worked at making this club what it is. Freddy came along, slagged the club and fans off, resigned, came back and has since then turned this club into a joke. I personally am sick of it and want him out and before you start with your McKeag shit - Fuck off. You know as much as me when it comes to running a football club so don't start preaching. Sit back, shut up and live by your word while Fat Fred takes this club down the ladder.

It's alright, you took so long i've already rubbed one out.

You can always come to me Radgi I was going to type 'anal creampie' into Google and find some smut but I suppose we can kill two birds with one stone.

shandy drinker tbh.....no dobt the jorman bord will be having cyber sex wit him 191105[/snapback] You jealous of her?

Brock'll be up for some tonight, Radg. Go on MSN and talk to the poor bairn.

and you are ? 190838[/snapback] are you shy ? 190920[/snapback] Course I am, that's why i've knocked every argument you've thrown at me out of the park Leazes, the crux of your argument seems to be that very few chairmen have been at the helm of the club when in this high position whether it be now or in the past. What you fail to mention is that Freddy didn't build the club up to this position. He took over from Sir John Hall after he'd done all the leg work turning this club into something and Fat Fred since presided over farce after farce after farce and is very slowly but surely dragging this club down. That my friend is a FACT!

Might play well alongside Luque

2nd biggest joke in the thread. So Dalglish, Gullit, Robson and even fuckwit himself weren't "big name" managers ? And how many managers can you name me who match Dalglish's track record ? Fookin hilarious ....... 190693[/snapback] Aha, Leazes displays another superpower that's got him far in this thread. Reading stuff out of context. When I say appoint a big name manager I wasn't talking about 1997, you tit. I was talking about April/May 2005 when apparently big names from all over the world were climbing over each other to get the job and we plumped for the man with a less than satisfying track record. Don't get me wrong I am grateful for Roeder getting us out of the shit last year but Carver beat Blackburn 3-0 when Robson left which was probably our most convincing win that year, Freddy didn't go on and appoint him did he? Freddy didn't appoint Roeder because of his talent, he appointed Pigeon Heed because he's a puppet and he knows he's lucky to have the Newcastle job. 190707[/snapback] You should make yourself clearer then you stupid wanker If Shearer is indeed lined up to be the next manager, this is all a "long term plan" isn't it .... so I hope you and other tossers like you see this, as its what you keep going on about so much. On the other hand, there ARE still 86 other clubs who haven't done as well as us in the last decade. Fact. What do you think of the purpose of this thread ? Would it take us to buy every single player in the world, regardless of our finacial position for wankers like you not to criticise the board at NUFC for everything beginning with the weather outside ?? 190827[/snapback] I thought I was clear, I bet everyone else who read it thought it was clear enough aswell. The fact of the matter is this 'long term' plan is going to be a complete and utter failure if we don't start rebuilding now. We can't wait for Shearer, completely inexperienced, to come in and clear everything up now can we? Why didn't we appoint a fairly big name manager, allow Shearer to build himself up at a lower division side and then when the time's right we can bring him in? A decade ago today we were one of the top two clubs in England and had a very real chance of winning something in the foreseeable future. Now we're on a downward spiral and the man to blame is Fat Fred. I'm not even going to argue with your last paragraph. What point are you trying to make? Every player in the world? Are you going senile?

Long shorts...jumpers for goalposts.... Jesus wept...Middlesbrough have gone to the wall and started up again in that time and they've won something. Chairman seems like a canny bloke an all. 190770[/snapback] Looked like he'd just been let out of borstal when he first bought the club mind. 190773[/snapback] Perhaps thats the answer. A stretch on bread and water couldnt do our fat cunt any harm. 190776[/snapback] I can just imagine him kicking the shit out of Brian Barwick a la Ray Winston in Scum "Right Barwick you bastard, I'm the daddy now!"

Long shorts...jumpers for goalposts.... Jesus wept...Middlesbrough have gone to the wall and started up again in that time and they've won something. Chairman seems like a canny bloke an all. 190770[/snapback] Looked like he'd just been let out of borstal when he first bought the club mind.

2nd place gets you nowt. The FA Cup everytime.

What's the consensus on N-O? Is HTT planning a mass uprising with banners, German flags with the words 'Freddy Out' painted on and beach towels?

I didn't want Hitzfeld by the end of it. I was sick to death of HTT and his disciples.

2nd biggest joke in the thread. So Dalglish, Gullit, Robson and even fuckwit himself weren't "big name" managers ? And how many managers can you name me who match Dalglish's track record ? Fookin hilarious ....... 190693[/snapback] Aha, Leazes displays another superpower that's got him far in this thread. Reading stuff out of context. When I say appoint a big name manager I wasn't talking about 1997, you tit. I was talking about April/May 2005 when apparently big names from all over the world were climbing over each other to get the job and we plumped for the man with a less than satisfying track record. Don't get me wrong I am grateful for Roeder getting us out of the shit last year but Carver beat Blackburn 3-0 when Robson left which was probably our most convincing win that year, Freddy didn't go on and appoint him did he? Freddy didn't appoint Roeder because of his talent, he appointed Pigeon Heed because he's a puppet and he knows he's lucky to have the Newcastle job. 190707[/snapback] We didn't even appraoch Hiddink or Van Basten both quoted widely about wanting to get back into club football. 190714[/snapback] Exactly, which makes it even more of a joke. Hiddink is possibly the best club manager in the world at this moment and would've probably taken on this job if offered but Freddy knew he'd have to shut up about his Geordie nation and keep his nose out of footballing side of things.