Ted Maul

Fucking hell... http://www.google.com/trends?q=scat&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all They're right dirty cunts

God wants dollars God wants cents God wants pounds, shillings and pence God wants guilders God wants Kroner God wants Swiss francs God wants French francs (Oui il veut des francs francais) God wants escudos God wants pesetas Don't send lira God don't want small potatoes God wants small towns God wants pain God wants clean up rock campaigns God wants winners God wants solutions God wants TV God wants contributions What God wants God gets God help us all God wants silver God wants gold God wants his secret Never to be told God wants gigolos God wants giraffes God wants politics God wants a good laugh What God wants God gets God help us all God wants friendship God wants fame God wants credit God wants blame God wants poverty God wants wealth God wants insurance God wants to cover himself What God wants God gets God help us all Roger Waters - What God Wants (Part 2)

Dalglish deserves a statue?

My breath hums all the time, something to do with bad sinuses. I really fancy going back to bed but i'm sick of the sight of the ceiling 135433[/snapback] Think yourself lucky, I'm bed-ridden at the moment too, I've just had my gall-bladder removed, not very pleasant, they operate via your bellybutton, lets just say things are rather painful at the moment to say the least ! 135443[/snapback] Couldn't handle that like, I have a phobia of anything going near my belly button.

My breath hums all the time, something to do with bad sinuses. I really fancy going back to bed but i'm sick of the sight of the ceiling

Fucking brilliant news

Nee sympathy at all? Bastids!

If you want rid of your unsightly wart do this: (my dad swears by it) Purchase a potato, slice said potato in half. Rub each half onto the offending wart area, bury the 2 bits of potato in your garden. Result - Your wart should disappear within the week. 135258[/snapback] Or, alternatively attack it with drawing pins until you rip the thing out and your finger wont stop bleeding.

Wasn't he part of some anti-child porn group and was looking purely for 'research'? EDIT: Wikipedia

I'm fucking knackered yet i've done nothing but sleep over the past few days I've been back and forth to the doctors over the past few weeks and they've been reluctant to give my anything with it being a 'viral infection' and I wasn't too bothered until a few days ago when I really started to suffer. My tonsils are ferking huge and absolutely knacking, i'm aching all over and i'm sweating more than a fat bloke doing sit ups in a sauna. I've been living off a diet of Lucozade and paracetamol to try and get over it as quickly as possible because i'm off out on Saturday night and I need enough energy to lift a pint to my mouth. I'm not looking forward to feeling constantly tired over the next month or so either. Atleast i've got an excuse when I fail my A-levels.

Seen less choreographed Harlem Globetrotter games tbh. Oh, and

I heard on SSN's this morning that we won the vote for Roeder 19 to 1. Any idea who the team that voted against us was?

Fuck off

Choose your weapons, ladies.

He wasn't my first choice but i'm satisfied. Loves the club, seems to have some tactical nouse, can motivate players...he'll do for me. Ofcourse, he made some awful signings at Wist 'Am but we all know Freddy buys the players here so that shouldn't be a problem.

I propose he gets a new user badge - Byron of the Board

Aye but she's known for spouting shite tbh.. 134088[/snapback] Still would though. Lovely chin.

I'll pay some of his wages, just aslong as he fucks off.

I don't want him as next manager but if he keeps saying stuff like this while getting results it's hard to think of a good reason not too.

Simply answer the questions... -Best Team Performance -Worst Team Performance -Best Individual Performance -Worst Individual Performance -Best Result -Most Frustrating Result -Best Goal -Moment of the Season -Worst Moment of the Season If you have anymore feel free to add them tbh.

Nice ball(s) Shane!

Blatantly not 299km/h like.

Mags doesn't count

This just proves that Stevie is a poetic genius. Just look at that subtle use of enjambament.

No I'm looking after her cats. There's a difference, albeit subtle. I can understand your confusion. 133289[/snapback] Oh. I just thought "you gave me your spare iPod earphones" was a really shit euphamism.