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Sounds like we're a match bob. PM me her number, I'll see if she wants her yolk dipped.

Twats. I see Lost as an extension of the Sopranos effect, a programme that can't decide if it's just a very good production, of some multi-leveled shite. Only Lost is worse.

That first one was dodgy too, he let him go after a few seconds, probably one of them out on the razz.

Bread you fucking freaks.

What's this recap episode?

Steve Nicol, ex-Liverpool player, is now manager of New England Revloution, who are owned by the Patriots, who are owned by that Kraft gadgie, who tried to buy Liverpool. MLS fact-tastic.

Oh God, it's like meeting the ex-girlfriend.

They totally made it ups from Season 2. Sayed (the Iraqi tortures) said as much on J Ross last night, and thought 2 and 3 are pretty crap. It's supposedly going until at least 5.

Royal Corps of Cliches?

Go Reds.

One's just pulled a car right outside my house, (second time in a month, what's that all about?), and the fucker hasn't switched his blues off. My living room is like a fucking rave right now! Twat.

He was shite on Jonothan Ross just then, as usual, the little half man half weasel cunt.

Bar supamac, has any other player scored a hat-trick on his Toon debut?

It has 3 modes, here, there or both. Excellent. For 100 cool points (probably impossible), can I run two accounts/windows on the two screens. I probably need a dual mode adapter right?

You're a star. Give this man 10 cool points.

My laptop has a monitor socket on the back, Ive plugged in a flat screen and nada, no signal. Why doesn't it work?

Is his telly all snowy? Or is he just looking out the window?

The art of playing minds games is to make it appear you are not playing mind games. SAF truly is a Sun Tzu zen master.

I'm off to the match on saturday on the Metrolink.

Towards the end I just pissed myself at the thought that here she was supposedly making a tape to snap Jim out of a coma?, and in the end she might as well have labelled the tape, 101 reasons to kill yourself.

Ugh, flashbacks to my hideous Business Law module last year. Separate legal personality, yada yada yada... I share your pain, Sister! 'The legal issues of transgender discrimintation' ? Uninterestingly enough one of my lecturers was a trans genderer and one of the foremost authorities in England and Wales on trans gender issues. He was still a fucking cunt like, even though he'd had it sewn up.

Tell you what, she's great advert for Christianity. Follow Jesus and your life will be shit forever!

No Alan Smith? No Ameobi!

Ugh, flashbacks to my hideous Business Law module last year. Separate legal personality, yada yada yada... I share your pain, Sister! 'The legal issues of transgender discrimintation' ?

What no Barton?