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John Collins would be good down here, unless he's getting the big seat?

Had to laugh at last weeks smodcast when they defined FOP as "Fat Overweight Penis". I had wondered like. The name always reminds me of the below-par hair pomade Ulysses has to purchase in O Brother Where Art Thou. Was on the other night. "Dammit I don't want Dapper Dan, I'm a Fop man!"

I would normally big up my West End heritage a bit more, but on here it's sullied by the presence of Stevie and Leazes. Funnily enough though, my gran was from Heaton before moving over here. I have an east end heritage pal, but you could exchange Peasepub for me, and I could still see your point of view. Right that's it, I'm splitting out. Who's with me? WestEndTastic.com anyone?

I would normally big up my West End heritage a bit more, but on here it's sullied by the presence of Stevie and Leazes. Funnily enough though, my gran was from Heaton before moving over here.

Given the chance, it's where I'd retire. Absolutely love it there. Got my eye on Hexham if the whole Monaco thing falls through.

Considering that does happen every now and again I don't think that's in very good taste.

Previously busy Toon message boards that split into three, ending up with three barely used forums each with different features but not with all the good ones combined.

Toon top. Suitable travel attire for all weathers.

People who don't quit smoking because they will put on weight. Gone in the head.

Did you put 'fat' in the urdu bit to make it look as if they weren't talking about you, seeing as you can't be fat yourself given the first para?

Absolutely. And can I also add people who appear to have no interests in life or opinions on anything consequential whatsoever, people like that contribute nothing. Even though my housemate is one of my best mates I get so so annoyed at him sometimes. If you ask him if he wants to go out he'll either reply with "I dunno" or "it's not my scene" when you know full well he'll regret it if he doesn't come out. Sometimes he's his own worse enemy as he misses class nights out cos he's so indecisive. We call him the "King of hindsight" And even worse - having a stoner for a flatmate when you're a pisshead but don't smoke.

The Chronicle.

Barcelona is class. Take one of the shuttle buses to the city centre is my advice btw - cheaper than a taxi and quicker than the train. Quality, cheers pal. Looks like my mates finally made the right choice! Looks like it's gonna be 50 quid for two nights including flights and accomodation. Cheap airlines and shite hostels I imagine though Sounds like a bargain, spend more than that on a Saturday night.

That's the thing though, I think many got hooked by the craic even though we were shite, whereas now, recently I've taken cousins to the match and tried to gee up their interest, and they're not fucked, I think because the ground alternates between a mausoleam or a nasty bear pit, and frankly the language is disgusting, and they're just not old enough yet to appreciate the actual game for 90 minutes. And these are local kids that were raised in black and white romper suits.

It is surely universally your first match. With the exception of the foreign fans, who are all just mad.

I abused Sol Campbell.

It's a cheap knock off of Coca-Cola using Santa Claus, 0 marks for originality. And no, I haven't seen it

I'm not seeing the connection like.

I had to think about that for a minute.

What's a LARPer?

I once dated a ginger.

They did a bit on the news about how Fylingdales were tracking Santa to keep him safe and clear from other traffic, with the Raf boys being all serious about it. I had a chuckle at the thought of Santa being blown out of the sky having been mistaken for a North Korean missile. Blue on Blue or Blue on Red?

Darras Hall here we come!

i avoid it at all costs. i know so many people that won't consider living in an area that isn't on a tube line. i don't get it. the overground is the way forward. the tube is absolutely revolting, especially at rush hour. The Overground, a.k.a the Stab Train