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He could do a job for Fulham....

Four points instead, Allardyce out. A team that finished 13th last season should be pushing to break into the top four now within five months of the new season whilst playing fluent, attacking, one-touch, free-flowing football. This isn't anywhere near the same team nor the same manager or backroom staff. Fuck off you stupid cunt.

Because it's much better than this one? Aye right. Fool.

Fuck off. Useless as he ever was. Indeed, very useless at Blackburn and Chelsea. Fucking woopdedoo I'm so glad we've got so many use to be good footballers here. Idiot.

Fuck off. Useless as he ever was.

Why post on a mackem board anyway? You'll only catch something...

Fucking defend Martins? When that waste of space piece of shit Smith is on the pitch? Defend Martins? Fuck off man, fool!

Seems to me the painters are in and newly fangled fanny boy isn't getting his rations This

Foolish thred.

bollix

Had to laugh at last weeks smodcast when they defined FOP as "Fat Overweight Penis". I had wondered like. The name always reminds me of the below-par hair pomade Ulysses has to purchase in O Brother Where Art Thou. Was on the other night. "Dammit I don't want Dapper Dan, I'm a Fop man!" Other way round, you spaz. Even then it'd still be wrong. "Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!" Fop lives! Man what a coont he was.

Just seen the F1 thread. Want: Tour of the Ferrari factory Will get: Tour of a biscuit factory

Want: Anything that demonstrates any fucker in my family knows me. Or a crate of lager. Will get: Money, Lynx, some shite book

Ashley loves Smith. Sam is Ashley's bitch.

I had a big 'go and get the manager' type bust up with HMV regarding some DVD's I'd bought on offer and wanted exchanged (see other thread), I got it done but by god they made it hard work. I'd already spent £100 in one day as well, the greedy coonts. What makes it even funnier, one of the till monkeys (not dealing with me) went to my school (like 10 years ago!).

I used to do that with books (and not read them rather than not watch them) until I had a whole shelf of unread ones. I think most of them remain unread as I've either been re-reading old ones, borrowing some or just buying new ones anyway. The 3 dvd's of mine I have watched in the last few months are ones I've already watched a million times! Also, I keep forgetting what I've got and buy the same bastard ones again and again. I also keep buying stuff, and it never even gets taken out of the bag, I've got 3 things just lying around the house still in the bag. I am sick I think.

A common cold then. It stopped Ms Radg drinking. I'm thinking she had malaria.

Novelty Tie?

I can't stop buying DVD's, but I never watch them

I am actually quite pleased.

I have to flick the light switch on and off 7 times before I leave a room.

Probably spilt something on it then, the dozy mare.

I wonder if that Chalrey who was what's his name's cousin who moved to sunderland still hangs about with the manure twats.

Exactly why facebook is shit, things like this.

I don't think he's even decided if Geremi is our Captain yet.