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I've missed plenty of goals by clipping the end of the 1st half, but given the choice I can't see why anyone would want to stand the whole 15 and sometimes more in a queue. This way I can gat a piss, pie and pint and be back in my seat with plenty to spare. Plus you actually get a choice of pie too, rather than the least popular thing left. I've never left early at full time though, ever, even as I felt the frostbite eat my toes and knew I still had a 45 minute walk home in the snow.

Speed kills deers

You should how them the Tudors, very educational for the kids.

Late last night Police found a Newcastle man dead near the Quayside. He was discovered floating face down in the Tyne, wearing stockings, suspenders and a sunderland shirt, with a 12" dildo shoved up his arse. Police have removed the sunderland shirt at this time to save the family from any embarassment.

That's a big iPod.

I thought babayoyo had a year and a half left anyway?

Condolence Jon. I had a dream that my nana died last night, proper messed me up for a bit this morning.

As old as the bible itself man.

Tart. I've cracked another. I am well on the way to examining what it is like to get pissed when you are already pissed. Breaking new scientific ground me.

The problem is exactly that, this club will never move forward until Shearer manages and the ghosts of Keegan and Beardo are exhorsised. I feel for Shearer, because he will never ever be allowed to manage a small club and get on with gaining experience, before he is pulled to this managerial graveyard.

There's something wrong with that statement.

I fancy staying up, call it a time and motion experiment. I bet I'm shit at getting pissed on a Sunday if I'm already pissed.

I never knew there were that many uses of knackered out planes...

What a load of juice.

Thinking about it meself, half a can left. Damn you National Geographic Channel!!!

Good luck paying to watch a fight on Virgin lol

Sad thing is it looks like a blot on his career, but come on, this was a brave fight! Fuckem. Its not a blot, he lost to an all-time great, and there are plenty of great fighters that got beaten, its no disgrace. That 'great' thing sticks in the throat for me. Maybe I haven't seen enough boxing.

Credit to the ref, although he was a stupid fuck, looking at the last knockings, had he not pulled mayweather off before Ricky went down, he was winding up a killer punch.

You will have been disapointed with the historical gaffs in that show then, that said, I enjoyed it. Wankfest.

Sad thing is it looks like a blot on his career, but come on, this was a brave fight! Fuckem.

Remind the cunt at every opportunity. Stupid cunt. Cunt. What a cunt.

Porntastic too.

8 rounsds was it? Flew by. He's done nothing wrong Ricky, like he said, he;s the one that stepped up and took on fighters above his weight. Full marks lad.

Didn't let anyone down, fucking stones that is.

He's still a cunt. One of the greatest cunts of all time though. I appreciate some of the good things he said about Ricky afterwards, proves a lot of the press wrong. Still a cunt though.