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STILL FUCKING HERE There'll be a delivery in half an hour.

Milan's canny, the town where the airport is (Bergamo) is lush, but not for your lads weekend - take your lass some other time. Brussels is far from being the most boring place on earth it's a class city, you could travel to Antwep or Ghent for a change, it's not far. What about Poland? Some cracking places there. We went to this shitty little backwater called Szczecin a year ago, nowt to do but drink. It was a cracking unknown place we only saw one othe english person. But there are loads of other cool (beter) citys What exactly is class in Brussels?

I have voted on the content rather than the stability.

Not here no. But I do think the internet is breaking down generally, I've recently had problems with two or three sites which you would expect to be bulletproof.

Absolutely. And can I also add people who appear to have no interests in life or opinions on anything consequential whatsoever, people like that contribute nothing. Magma's harmless man.

Anyone else noticing a born x miles, live x + y miles, trend here?

Old Sky boxes were 20, newer ones were 80. Then they introduced Anytime TV which records a selection of programmes to your disk, and I'm still not sure if this limits your own free space.

Radio 1 have caved in and will now play this shitheap of a record in all its annoying glory. Tossers.

So you're one of them mackem bastards who opposed the ground extension?

Nah, I bet he gets enough cock never to need to, being a celebrity an all.

Who is bigger and better looking than you, and could beat you in a fight, and who she brings to your local even though they both live miles away. I am with you Brock. Snakes with tits.

I make it only villages and the airport outside of the 4 mile mark from SJP, except maybe half of north walbottle.

Brussels is the most boring place on Earth. I think I've had fun in Frankfurt before, but I might be getting mixed up with Munich. I think Franfurt might be a steelworkers party town, if you get my drift...

I got the class joker.

Relatives. Especially this time of year.

If she isn't coming to yours or you aren't going to hers for the break, then you're all good. You're basically fuckbuddies, she'll probably get more over the break than you aswell

Actually, is there any place in the City of Newcastle that is 4.5 miles from SJP?

The Chuck Norris thread.

Do you have a dodgy perm and stalk Lee Sharpe? I have silky skills and great tits. And stop slagging my mam you pack of c*nts.

I am the lovechild of Keving Keegan and Jane Middlemiss. Mag factor overload.

Just ban the Pogues, they offend my eyes and ears every Christmas, talentless tramp tossers.

There are only n00bs and l33ts.

I've been potentially offered one today, but I decided I'm not going now based on a few things. Fallen out with your sister?

2.5 miles, what do I win?