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Santa Patrol. Situation report: No sighting as of yet. Unconfrimed intelligence suggests Mr Claus is now working for the Koreans. I hereby declare Santacon 2.

Marked. Or should it be merked.

Bastardo, timezone cheating git. I have still got hours to wait to find out what shite Santa has left for me, I've got one over on the fat man, I've invested in a retro Super Mario controller myself whilst Christmas shopping, and have resisted all temptaion to fire it up until tomorrow, so as to make up for all dissappointments. I am genius.

Seasons greetings to you too tribble.

So is everyone tucked up in bed waiting for Santa or what?

Merry Christmas Officially. (UK posters only)

This will be the first and only time I will ever agree with Gareth horseface Southgate. Fucking residency rules, bollocks to it.

Wait, you're saying Jesus wasn't a Muslim?

I see what you're getting at, but I don't think fans would have difficulty accepting a manager initially. Most accepted Allardyce despite their misgivings on his tactics, its only since we've been playing shite that he's become unpopular. I think fans accepted BSA as a Shepherd appointment, I think expectations for Mashley's own choice will be much higher.

With souness it was apathy, this is more like the starting of a lynch mob.

If it took England £30m to get the only good manager that said he wanted the job, I hate to think what Ashley will need to spend to get a manager that the majority of fans would accept.

Dear Santa, Please can you get bob a new joke book for Christmas. Many thanks, The Toontastic members.

What you talking about, he's still on the TV over here?

Now we're abusing the ballboys? What a sack of c-words.

eh? what? eh?

Smith is still swinging his shot as he lies on his arse and the ball is 20 feet away.

It's like a Hello magazine exclusive.

The season of goodwill an all that....

Four points instead, Allardyce out. A team that finished 13th last season should be pushing to break into the top four now within five months of the new season whilst playing fluent, attacking, one-touch, free-flowing football. This isn't anywhere near the same team nor the same manager or backroom staff. Fuck off you stupid cunt. Proving my point that we are better than last season. Ta. Unlike Rico, I won't call you a stupid cunt but seriously man, have a word with yourself and watch the shite that is being served up week in week out. Go on, you know you want to.

Who wants to manage a Premier League club owned by a billionaire ???? realistically, plenty ! Are there any Premier League clubs not owned by billionaires any more? They're even resorting to buying QPR now.

Shheeerrraaaaaa!

Richard Hammond documentary on right now, feturing Evel pretty much before he carked it.

Gibber gibber gibber. Fool.