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Why didn't you offer the cunt out? Too many arseholes like this in the ground, why I don't go this season, cunts.

I appreciate at least the port of the post title... Pretty boy you are going DOWN!!!!!. £20 of my English pounds says so you cock-knocker. (I am staying up in case anyone mught have been wondering, Mr Carling has persuaded me I should do so)

You do what you have to when you're drunk and aggresive. I make no apologies, I will make a fortune off £20, if I don'tr Im going round his house and knacking the manc tossa.

Bastid!!!

Fuckiing bitch Anne Boleyn fucked him right off at the end - just goes to show - bitches have no respect for anything, not even the top boss of the English Crew. Cunts.

I've stupidliy got £20 of Hatton 11/8 Kill Kill Kill !

Re. the headline, how exactly does going to Man City stop him getting injured?

Just gone right off this. Last episode, and at 10 past 9 at night, we see the King of England graphicly jacking off into the chamber boys lap. Disgusting

Now that's a thread title.

Has anyone ever ordered the 9am box office repeat? I don't fancy staying up till 5, but I need to be out the house by 12 on Sunday. It says undercard aswell, what's the craic? Will they show hatton first? If not, will the undercard and then hatton be more than 3 hours? The evening one starts at 11pm

Hindu gods get summons from court By Amarnath Tewary Patna A judge in India has summoned two Hindu gods, Ram and Hanuman, to help resolve a property dispute. Judge Sunil Kumar Singh in the eastern state of Jharkhand has issued adverts in newspapers asking the gods to "appear before the court personally". The gods have been asked to appear before the court on Tuesday, after the judge said that letters addressed to them had gone unanswered. Ram and Hanuman are among the most popular Indian Hindu gods. Judge Singh presides in a "fast track" court - designed to resolve disputes quickly - in the city of Dhanbad. The dispute is now 20 years old and revolves around the ownership of a 1.4 acre plot of land housing two temples. The deities of Ram and Hanuman, the monkey god, are worshipped at the two temples on the land. Temple priest Manmohan Pathak claims the land belongs to him. Locals say it belongs to the two deities. The two sides first went to court in 1987. A few years ago, the dispute was settled in favour of the locals. Then Mr Pathak challenged the verdict in a fast track court. Gift Judge Singh sent out two notices to the deities, but they were returned as the addresses were found to be "incomplete". This prompted him to put out adverts in local newspapers summoning the gods. "You failed to appear in court despite notices sent by a peon and later through registered post. You are herby directed to appear before the court personally", Judge Singh's notice said. The two Hindu gods have been summoned as the defence claimed that they were owners of the disputed land. "Since the land has been donated to the gods, it is necessary to make them a party to the case," local lawyer Bijan Rawani said. Mr Pathak said the land was given to his grandfather by a former local king.

The boxing journo that followed him out to Vegas basically said, if he's not on top within 4 rounds he's fucked.

She orgasms 5 times just at the the mere thought of sex, and you could only give her one?

Aye I think it was originally a weegie one, hence the bottle of Buckfast. Divn't tell Wacky the eigth dwarf, Touchy.

What time is it likely to be? I fancy blowing the Christmas box and paying for it.

I would say more women have some sort of thing for the Disney shit than don't. Either that or more general collecting cuddly bears/pigs/rabbits an all that shite.

It's as old as a Shinton special. Variations include Scouse, Glasgow, East End

What's wrong for loving Newcastle under Keegan and hating it now? That pretty much sums up all NUFC fans. Sky have latched onto the crowd scenes because it's become a pantomime, as seen over the last few weeks in the press.

In fact having watched Taylor, I think 'he could have done better' is a pre-programmed response from me now.

Good play IMO (if you are talking about when he blocked Adebayor off). Professional. Even if he got red carded it would have been worth it to get our season back on track. Giving away a free kick outside the box? He is a defender, his art is interception of the ball without fouling the man. If it was Viduka fair enough. Are we talking about the same incident? Barton played a bad pass. Adebayor was in on goal. If he didnt block him then it could have been 1-2. Game over. I can't remeber now, I thought he could have played it better, but I am on the cans.

"You don't know nothing about nobody Allardyce!"

Good play IMO (if you are talking about when he blocked Adebayor off). Professional. Even if he got red carded it would have been worth it to get our season back on track. Giving away a free kick outside the box? He is a defender, his art is interception of the ball without fouling the man. If it was Viduka fair enough.

Just realised this was a catch up game - we are now only just level on games played with everybody else - mid-table after a nightmare run.

Pisses me off how Taylor is always the hero when he returns from a layoff, yet after a few games he turns into a primadonna arse giving away stuff left right and centre (well, he nearly gave a dangerous free kick away in the last 5 today too)

I fucking love John Voight!