I R Toon Fan

I always liked Emre. Not the best player and was a bit lazy but he had the right attitude and cared a lot about the Toon. I say good luck to him and I'll never forget the free kick he scored against the scum. Ahh memories.

Ferdinand doesn't feel emotion or fatigue as he has zero brain cells.

I think that Keegan has to change his five players in idea. We need more than five players in, in my opinion we need a striker to replace Viduka a attacking midfielder to replace Dyer a defensive midfielder to replace Butt two centre backs for the squad a back up right back a new left back a left winger a right winger. I know we have to be realistic but we could buy decent players in those positions for £30-40 mill and we need to be in that range to improve i think.

What a fucking twat, 'big games'? You mean an end of season kickabout against a substandard international team. "My mam thinks I'm cool."

You really are a smooth operator huh?

how the fuck would faye and oba know , cos there african ? They're black too. The Chroni will probably advise that Shola should run the rule.

You dont anyway?

I read it and in the Daily Mail AND The Sun. Seriously though there was that whole thing vs Spurs with Ledley King and no-one grassed him up but it wasn't denied.

If Tottenham get Dos Santos and we dont try I fume, fume I tells ya!

Very good goals like. Hopefully we dont miss out. Hear TOTTENHAM might sign Dos Santos if we dont go for him as well ad be pissed for sure.

Oh my god thankyou Jimbo you legend. I burst out laughing when I heard the Yesterday one. Christ does the guy on the piano do Weddings?

We've got to face it none of our big name players play at their BEST when they play for England. Appointing Gerrard as captain was just and he deserves another chance. Singlinging him out for one bad performance is lame and I should puke all over your head sir.

while terry is an overrated cheating racist I'd have gerrard or rio Agreed in parts. He's a great centre back but I dont want a racist twat to be the leader of our national side. Gerrard for me all the way. Gerrard should never ever wear the captains arm band again. And why, may I ask?

He had me at special club.

while terry is an overrated cheating racist I'd have gerrard or rio Agreed in parts. He's a great centre back but I dont want a racist twat to be the leader of our national side. Gerrard for me all the way.

Maybe he thinks if he's nice to us we'll give him Owen.

John Terry has been named as England captain for Wednesday's international friendly against the USA. The Chelsea defender had been captain under former England boss Steve McClaren but this is the first time he will lead his country under Fabio Capello. Thinks this is a case of " Boss my career's over. I missed the penalty its not fair ... Oh your giving me the arm band thanks you know I wasn't hinting or anything right?"

"BIG "AL" QAEDA TO BLAME FOR TOON TOWERS!!!ZOMG!!1"

Thats like comparing shit with piss.

Oh thank god I was starting to worry.

Hallelujah!!! He is so shit it hurts sometimes. Funny how his new found love for the big guy can wait though.

What will they use? We haven't seemed to do much wrong recently.

It feels like ages (almost a fortnight) since we had any jip from the papers. I'm starting to feel like we're not wanted anymore.

I'm supporting the Dutch because I used to like getting stoned. I also like Holland.