I R Toon Fan

I seriously think Chelsea might have what it takes. With or without senseless Lampard.

Christ jumping the gun a bit.

Turah.

Martins is happy to stay. I'm sick of N'Zogbia I'd much rather see Oba here next season.

Agreed but both would be splendid.

Thats his 'impress the ladies' swagger man.

This might be me being optimistic but I'm wondering why Guthrie and Jonas haven't been unveiled with shirts and stuff and I wondered if there was another signing on the horizon.

They are going places.

Truth. "I'm not getting enough games at Newcastle so I want to move to a Champs League team."... Sense.

Awesome signing then. Ever Banega is my boy on FM

we don't want squad players, we want players to improve the first team. Woopey fuckin do since when was guthrie signed instead of a player to improve the first team? fact has it we need players as our squad is so thin. maybe we can judge keegan's aspirations on september 1st and also judge guthrie after he's actually been given a chance to prove himself... we bought loads of squad players last summer, surely we don't need more squad players ? 13 players training on Monday... Your right.

DannyB: "But we have a really sound wage policy so I'm not bovered innit."

No use to us, prick. He can fuck off and we should sign a replacement asap.

That is one of the best (if not the) best quote from someone associated with Newcastle. He is my fave person now. ASHLEY!

Tomorrows front page of Sun. ASHLEY THINK ALL PEOPLE FROM AFGANISTAN LIVE IN CAVES... ACTUALLY SO DO WE.

It's like a racist story book. "I think I'll start in Newcastle, not some cave in Afganistan." He remarked racistly.

6.5m for lampard though. Ano just saw that. Crouch for 20 mill and Lampard for 7.

Ha . You read the Sun. But not anymore it seems

I dont want to see Oba go but if he does then Ashley will have to pull his wallet out to replace him.

Shrewd piece of business by us imo.

Talking to a Mackem at work today and he said he was "sooperb" (as they do) and that he would be a huge loss. that just made me want him here all the more.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does what ever Ronaldo can. Can he score, from the wing, course he can, he's the king look out here comes Spiderman.

Aye there has been a few gone. I'm not panicking but I'm just hoping things start to kick off now the window is open.

I just like the word chronicle (3).