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I suppose it could make the Biology exam a piece of piss. Just answer 'cos God said so' to every question.

You looking for a job like? I suspect you're overqualified. 54244[/snapback] I would have to be highly desperate to even consider working there. I've got an invite to the Northern Rock quiz on 29th November though.. and I pretty much have to go.. 54348[/snapback] I think I'm supposed to be at that as well. Maybe we should team up and piss it?

Rockshots used to have a group of lads in on a Friday night who would breakdance who were canny good like. One night some knacker decided to be clever and join in and ended up ripping the crotch of his jeans open. Foo'!

Many moons ago there used to be this young lad who got into Slyvesters early who would dance on his own. He lived near me, and every Saturday he'd be on the dancefloor taking it really seriously, like he was Patrick Swayze or something. I thought he was taking the piss at first, but it became obvious he wasn't. Used to entertain the crowds though, and he'd usually pull due to inquizitive lasses wanting a dance off. Dads can't dance like.

It's up to you, but if the realtionshp is over then you shouldn't let what he does dictate what you're going to do with your life. Unless you're planning to kill him, then I'd say go for it.

Norwich were beaten by Inter at home 1-0 with Bergkamp scoring a penalty. So I was totally off. They say it's the mind that goes first.

*cranks up the barbie*

I saw him play for Basingstoke up here earlier in the season and he was as shit as always. To think we were linked with him during the summer as well. EPL is his level to be fair. Enjoy.

Maybe it wasn't a penalty shoot out but the cheating dutchman missed a penalty in the Villa home tie? *Goes to investigate..*

Who beat Inter in a penalty shoot out? I have a vivid memory of a game on council tele with Bergkamp missing a penalty in a shoot out. I'm positive it wasn't a dream.

Joking aside, the train journey from Charles De Gaulle into central Paris is quite an eye opener. I was surprised just how rough it is round the Stade de France area.

Ruel Fox was alright, but he wasn't that good really was he? It was about a work ethic and a team who believed in themselves. Didn't they beat Inter at home as well?

At least if there's a cold front everyone will be warm.

I saw this on tele and wasn't surprised to be honest. The only point of note was Norah Jones, who said she only sold loads of albums because the older generation don't know how to download off the Internet.

You get a side grafting and working as a team then there is no telling where confidence can take you. Remember the Norwich team of the early 90's who had a good couple of years? There were no stars in that side, I think Chris Sutton was the only one you could say went on to better things.

Youth team should be shitting bricks tbh. 53983[/snapback] Youth teams girlfriends anyway.

Is this the Peruvian equivalent of being a Sheet Metal Workers son?

Robson showed great patience with him, especially after his non-arsed display against Marseille where I personally feel he let his teamates down. Personally, I couldn't give a shit what he does anymore, as long as he doesn't do it for us again.

I see Lou has already started to experiment with drugs.

No more a coincidence than the fact Souness has been shit everywhere he has been probably. 53922[/snapback] I'm saying, I'm with Robert on this one, he's the victim. They're all racists.

I feel a bit sorry for him actually, he always seems to be bullied wherever he goes. I mean, the manager was nasty to him at PSG, NUFC, and now Pompey. Poor bugger, always the victim, coincidence surely?

As much as John McCririck is an annoying prick, he was about in the shit days spouting bollocks about us on tele so fair play to him.

In Northern Rocks defence, the only reason they stay is because they get a fair few young lasses working there and the xmas parties tend to be highly amusing.

Add Salty Sellars to the 'scored against Mackems but not a legend' category. Although Liam O'Brien imo is, just because his free kick was far, far, far, funnier. It's become slightly iconic I think.

Look, he got sussed and instead of rolling up his sleeves and making the effort to adapt his game he just couldn't be arsed, which is why he went from producing the goods every week to doing sweet fa for us and now, thankfully, Championship bound Portsmouth who he can't even get a game for. Harsh but fair. I feel like I've just told a 3 year old Santa isn't real.