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Tony Cunningham, the so-called half-time "hero"? Good on him. 53349[/snapback] Racist.

Rammage = Aaron Hughes, hard working honest fairly talented centre half who is a bit pointless at RB for home games. Not his fault though. I also thought the mighty Shola had a canny half hour. Ameobi Emre Bramble (because he had the ball more than anyone else)

Bring on Chelsea! 53342[/snapback] We've got them while they're on the ropes as well, shame we couldn't let Dyer join up with the England team and infect a few of the bastids.

My moneys on Hepatitis.

Playing badly and winning, sign of Champions.

Maybe he meant Forest Gumps mate, the one that liked shrimps? I agree in that case, racialist.

Aye, Bramble's long balls were ridiculous. Alex has an interesting theory about this. 53325[/snapback] Is it cos he's shite?

You can't polish a twat, or something.

Nobby's short quick passing has been good since he came back, his crossing (which we were desperate for) seems to be missing. I certainly can't remember him putting many in since his return. Glad to see the I wasn't the only one who noticed Titus had been asked to play like Dan Marino, although I think he may have got Shearer and Owen mixed up...

So, three goalkeepers, a gay centre half, and everyone else up front. Isn't that a Souness team sheet?

Southeners tbh.

We need photographic evidence.

Question; Is Michael Owen World Class? I'm not sure myself, was Gary Lineker ever World Class? Scored lots of goals at International level and played for Barca, but world class? Does scoring goals at every level, especially the highest, make you world class?

Newquay - Newport mix up methinks. Once you light Renton's fuse I think he just lets rip! Anyway, I agree about the twats who get on the slip road to come off the other side. You bunch of bastids!

Ah Renton, we drive the same road into work every morning so I feel your pain on this one. Lane changers are an arse like, especially the one's who constantly do it. I come off at the Corner House so need to get in the left hand lane quite early, I usually stay in the left hand lane for most of the Coast Road actually as I've noticed a lot of people autmotically sit in the fast lane making the left hand lane the quickest sometimes. I also hate it when I get to the Chilli Road slip road where it should be one in and one out and when you've let someone out the person behind thinks they can come out too. I'm not a fucking charity.

Make them wash in Elephant spunk. We could get in from British zoo's so it wouldn't cost much, and we could add to their punishment by making them wank off the elephant to get it.

I don't know like, have you seen the one on the left? Cuckoo...cuckoo!

Sentencing is still a controversial issue in this country. This lad has been a stupid prick like, but the lad who mowed down and killed those two blokes on Westgate Road, with no licence, tax, or insurance, got 5 years earlier this week. Only 1 year more than this lad. Judges are about as consistent as referees these days.

Just imagine Craig, the high pitched shriek of Morph as he slowly burns to death. 'Babababababbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...'

My old man has some stories about the Rangers game like, he had to walk through the sea of glass bottles, while him and his mates got chased round the city centre afterwards by angry scotsmen.

I think because the gutter press are quick to overate anyone in an England shirt in the last few years, the whole world class thing get's a bit clouded. I always go off what I've seen on the pitch, either live or on the tele, and I would say Terry is certainly world class. My old man goes on and on about how footballers nowadays are nowt compared to 20-30 years ago. But as I point out to him, the systems played and the whole mentality of the game allowed players to express themselves more, especially in British football.

Christ! Staying awake to write that deserves a degree in itself...

''..and welcome you with a hardy handshake, our new.....nigger.'

Bloody students.

The first Austin Powers was average, I thought the second one was excellent, and the third was shite. Quite a range...