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Happy birthday...superstar DJ....here we go...

I've heard his cousin Warren is a right nutter.

Jimob my man, you seem to have an eye for the lady with the bigger natural chebs, and for that I salute you sir.

Beeny is no boiler like. Bags of fun.

Butt's on his way to the mackems it seems..

...and now a very strong rumour that Nicky Butt is on his way to them.

I was optimistic early doors when he cleared out the shite. Unfortunately, he hasn't replaced them with anyone apart from an overly agressive journeyman CB who likes a drink (allegedly). I've reached a point where I'm just not worrying about it anymore. Trying to block it out.

Rumours Bernard will follow.

Coma

'I waft ma fart in your general direction you greedy lanky streak of piss.'

We used to have this really old bloke who owned the local newsagents and when he was serving by himself the shoplifting going on would reach looting point. A group of younger lads nicked a whole pile of porno mags from there and stashed them in a tent they'd put up on the local field. My mate runs in, nicks a handful, and comes back to dsitribute them to us. One lad get's Fiesta, another Razzle, another Only 18, then it's peg's turn with one left...Over 50's.

Yup. Play them together and we're as fucked as a 17 year old Thai lady boy at a Catholic priests convention. Visualising that makes me feel as sick as signing Viduka.

I'd open the box.

The one on the plane. Best. Episode. Ever.

Never mind the heckling, come and meet us for a few beers at Flixton tomorrow night You never know, you might enjoy it 5725[/snapback] Aye, but he'll probably spoil it for you lot. 5731[/snapback] Has this place in Flixton got a pool table? 5732[/snapback] Is Flixton also within walking distance for him to get back, he's not a fan of taxis..

Anelka or Viduka? Ooooooo...the agony of choice.

Bring back Aaron Hughes. I never thought I'd ever utter those words. Piss poor. Apparently at the weekend the NOTW predicted we would finish 6th.

Ban him.

Commando.

I've seen the lad and he looks a good player. Ye bastids.

Around the time he left there were stories going around about Nobby's seuxal adventures. Although they were far more sordid than this.

We should be breaking our arses to sign Owen. He might not want to come, but he's worth putting a bid in for and at least talking to to try and persuade him. We're desperate for a centre forward, he wants to leave, surely we should be busting a gut to try and get him here. What's the worst that can happen, he says no? Fine, but if we've got any kind of ambition whatsoever we should at the least make a serious enquiry.

Cats, but I'm no dog hater. Just always had a cat around the place since I was a kid.

Pubs nowadays, but only because I've turned into a tight miserable old bastid. I agree with Bridget about WHQ, the only club I'd probably still go into. Good music, no trouble (not really anyway), cheapish drinks. I mean, £7 to get into a club ffs. £7! I don't think you should pay to get into a club, how many of us have paid a £4-£5 to get into a club and left because it's shit or a friend has been too pissed etc. How anyone can enjoy paying £7 on the door, £3 odd for a drink, then having Westlife blasted out for 3 hours is beyond me.

It's one of these pubs that doesn't look too bad from hte outside and if you know someone who drinks there you're alright. If not, clench buttocks and prepare for the big bosh gang bang.