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Sadly true it seems. Could potentially go somewhere in the championship where he's not under the pump and lay as a CB.

Knowing Rafa you would have to side with him on the players attitude not being great despite him having the technical ability.

If it goes through Targett does seem an odd signing when we already have that level of player available. Perhaps there is some link with Howe and he believes in him, perhaps it's just to shake up our other options and a response to knowing that Dummett is injury prone? Will it be the end of Lewis?

The timing was always highly suspect as he applied to enter the tournament in November but only contracted "COVID" in mid December. Don't think the vainglorious twat and his entourage (who are probably used to getting whatever they want) will have thought it would get a second look as no doubt Tennis Australia were desperate for him to play.

Big pharma.

Rips it in training according to Longstaff, wait until he's alongside his compatriot with the Kiwi van Nistelrooj, the next ballon d'or winner and the Bald Tom Brady.

I have closely examined a youtube clip of Weghorst and can safely say that he is nearly as good as Luque, and that Assburg and the liked have some weak as piss defenders. He looks like a good pick up for them, knows where the goal is though it's a much harder ask to score for Burnley in the PL than for Wolfburg in the Bundesliga so only time will tell.

Dare I say he may encounter someone with a similar attitude towards sex in prison, but the positions will be alternated.

Great to know you think so highly of me.

I need to rebrand with a catchier, more memorable name. Early market research has me leaning towards either Diego2 or NotTheFish.

BTW, I was thrilled to see how much I was missed by you absolute pricks when I eventually stumbled into the newcastle-online Toontastic thread, I just want to say from the bottom of my heart fuck you all.

Socks and slides, turns out he's not perfect.

Calling it a punch is a bit rich, but nowhere near as rich as us.

Yep, the fact that he carried on like that earlier is why he didn't getvthe penalty given IMO. Sign if a shit ref (and VAR too) but he/we missed out on multiple other free kicks as well because of his continued strop.

But still wouldn't be caught dead with a NUFC clock.

I wouldn't TBH always a risk signing players who are frequently only used as substitutes.

And tell them it drops by £1m every day they take to accept.

Posts like this are why we need toontastic.

If you do get wings I'd not recommend that you try that.

Inclined to agree, think we dodged a potential bullet with not getting Carlos.

Really depends what other options we can move on. I'd have him here as he should settle quickly and we need someone who can be put straight into the team.

Pretty sure I've seen Xisco, Luque, Colback, Saivet and Alan Smith in the background of some of the training photos. Finally time to move them on?

They may as well bend over for us now so that they can claim a Sunderland style buddy team relationship with us in the future.

I agree, they'll both fit in in their own way with superior offsiders, Shelvey more-so though as he tends to have good vision and will potentially benefit from more space and time on the ball.