DanTheMan

I used to absolutely love SMTV.

... is this a wind up? is it possible.. that this guy .. is an American with an Oriental name? just like someone called Harpal Singh can be English. fucking numpty Aye, except he was South Korean. Not your finest hour Fish.

Anyone got a bomb shelter?

Eh? 'Allowed to progress to a semi final? Surely that's the nature of cup competition?

Problem is when referees do that they're accused of 'not applying common sense'!

To be fair, I think they should be paying Emre.

Get a life man Sima!

I love this constant sniping between you two.

I think the hip-hop one is the best like: 'My money don't jingle jingle, it folds' And when he goes on the radio show

not realy we done very well championship football and all be interesring to see how many Buy for Sid James park when youv been religated!! How old are you? He's about 60 odd IIRC!

Haha, career advice from a schoolboy! Anyway, I believe peasepud has some contacts in the German press. You should PM him. Piss off, this is one of the few areas in which I know what I'm talking about.

You'll have to go through the local route I'm afraid! A bit of advice, if you do take a lower paid job, keep a record or diary of all contacts you meet. It'll prove very handy in the long run. Also, check out the MediaGuardian every Monday, always some good jobs in there.

Watch ittttttttt.

I don't think 'Roed' really works as a nickname

Aye, it was an April Fools.

Someone from the SMB: Christ! Couldn't imagine Fred doing that. As much as I hate Sunderland, I wouldn't mind a swap!

'I don't find them attractive, they're just confusing'

I think Stevie's help is needed in the current negotiations with Iran.

Is it not an Easter service?

Labour.

Fucking hell, It's the dad out the Modern Parents. I'll take your word for it, considering the horrendous amount of TV you blatantly watch. It's Viz magazine isn't it?

Even the minor characters are class. I love the priest who tells the stories about absolutely random crap ('Whats your favourite type of humming noise?') and the crazed racist ('Good for you father!'). The way she keeps swinging the bag round her head.

aye!!! yi alreet? Gutted after the result, but never mind. The Boozer still going strong? Haven't been there for ages.

This Teed from the Boozer?

How freaky was that?