DanTheMan

www.imageshack.com Host it on there.

I didn't post it, Southern Geordie did. Was a screenshot from a webcam convo we were having. And I looked more like Dexter when I had blonde hair. And aye, I did do moderately well in my GCSEs, but I wouldn't call myself too intelligent. Fucked up in all the sciences though, hate em.

And geek chic is in.

Its because I look like Dexter off Dexter's laboratory. Its not cos of my intelligence, I'm a bit thick really TBH.

Is the Trent near to Newcastle Station?

I notice that many of the people complaining about no respect in youngsters nowadays have been suspended from school. Eeee, you tearaways.

Real first name: Daniel Nickname: Statto, Dexter Age: Not old enough Occupation: Lazy student type Location: North Yorkshire (aka Teesside) Language(s) spoken? English and fairly good conversational French. Avatart - Erm...... Previous avatarts? Pierluigi, Eugene from BB, Guy from Cilit Bang adverts. Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001. I'm a sad bassa me. Board highlights? The general cracking banter of the old days; the late night craic on General Chat. Board lowlights? The split. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Doesn't apply Pets? Nah I play a bit like.... Amdy Faye Football heroes? Shay Given, Nobby Solano, Graham Poll.... Football villains? Robbie Savage, Wayne Rooney. Best advice given? The worst mistake is a mistake repeated. Ideal partner? Skye from Neighbours, Carol Vorderman. Has to be someone intelligent. Ideal dinner date? Meenzer. Failing that, Julian Manyon. Ideal meal? Me mam's Sunday roast or Chinese. I eat absolutely anything though. Can you cook? Not really. Biggest influence? don't have any influences. TV programmes? Simpsons, BBC News at 10. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, but will eat either. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, could eat it all day. Sweet and sour anything. Can handle Indian, but won't eat anything spicier than a korma. Favourite tunes? Too numerous. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? ABI! Jodi mings. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? House of Flying Daggers. If I won a million pounds.... Buy Sky News and make it decent. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, glass of lager. Was mank, still don't like alcohol except for wine. Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'm a swot! Favourite insult? mong Not a lot of people know that...... Nowt. I'm boring. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably £40 on a Toon top. I have a massive eye for a bargain. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 I'm obsessed with..... t'internet, football, news. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Working for the BBC.

The black/white house was actually done by the kids for a TV show. They were mortified when they saw like.

Why can people not refer to N/O by name?

Talking to themselves?

I'd change it's to it is. Sounds a bit more professional. Good letter though.

I think it means 'president' like 'patron'. Still bizarre though, can't remember the Duke ever liking football though as well TBH.

There's a canny ice rink in Billingham actually. That's all I can think of to recommend it.

It was absolute shite. We played well towards the end of the second half, but the first half was the worst I've seen us play all season. And Faye was abysmal.

Mint.

I agree hips.

Any of those two bear any resemblance to Steve?

Did anyone actually go like?

Was infuriating that the whistle went about 20 secs ago. Shows his commitment I guess.

Serious question, is the lead singer a lad or a lass?

And why can you post in the gold forum? Is the point of it not that its meant to be archived away?

Looks like it will be going on Top Up TV. Both Sky and freeview EPGs (thats electronic programme guides for you non-nerds ) are changing drastically in the next few weeks. ITV4, more4, and loads more new channels are being added (even Al-Jazeera UK!)

Reminds me of this as well: