Tom

Really enjoying the odd browse of the inherently moral Ready to Groom. Some of them have gone absolutely mental in that sportswashing thread. “only the mags could stoop to such a level of evil” etc etc Proper poetic stuff

I don’t think there’s gonna be much driving getting done

Thats an oxymoron surely?

I’m at this & my cousin is literally travelling from USA for this game. So aye that’s us getting beat.

I hope not but judging by the actions of the soldiers I’m not so sure.

it was a stag do from gillingham

Ill definitely give it a go. Is it something I’m gonna need IT to sign off or is it part of the excel program anyway?

Yeh I think ASM was a great source of entertainment & morale when things were looking bleak but he isn’t the be all and end all. He’s a very talented, entertaining player but I think he pulls us out of shape a lot & loses the ball a lot more than he should. He can improve but I’m not worried whether he does or not. Also his board game/NFT rubbish is very annoying.

Harrowing stuff.

Definitely going to give Power Query a go. Im upping my excel skills at the moment and have been on it a few months but this it’s a lot better if there’s a tool to save me bothering I’ve got some nasty databases(one is over 2m lines) at the moment so if there’s an easier way of doing it I’m all ears.

Watford are bizarre no matter who the manager is

Depends on your perspective like. For me the glass of blue pop is half full.

Fair play I tend to only have the one if I’ve got the car. I know some lads who’ll have more than one if they’re not driving for a few hours but im not rolling that dice.

Who the fuck is Stan?

Get out the car and have a pint then

Aye I mean the club were actually filming that match themselves & posted highlights the day after. He’s a grifter & I think he’s largely seen as a bit of a joke by the women’s team. He probably isn’t on the U23s radar. Turning up to a match with an iPhone isn’t exactly filming it, also doing “vlogs” without a microphone sounds awful. It’s all just throughly unprofessional & very disingenuous. FWIW the women film their matches for performance analysis, I was talking to a bloke last year who was filming it.

Aye every away trip I’ve been on has been class, win or lose. Better if you win but like all of us I’ve seen us get battered and still had a good day out. The problem is that these wannabe “influencers” are either especially stupid or have a controversial opinion for the sake of sparking debate & their profile rising as a consequence. (The true Geordie playbook). Plus I don’t think going to the match now that we’re a very wealthy, ambitious club should be that taxing. Its not like some of the shit we’ve seen under Ashley where the match was absolutely horrible & there seemingly no end to it. You couldn’t even enjoy a good performance because all you could see on a player was a price tag. So some 16 y/o who’s seen fuck all & who’s parents are probably financing everything can fuck right off playing soopafan.

Ooof that Burnley match suddenly looks tasty.

Down to ten men

To think Jamie Rueben wanted to give him the NUFC job

I thought this fella was a human rights advocate? Oh well.

Strength training paying off, moved 6 tonnes of wet concrete in 40 minutes with 3 other lads and god knows how much muck. Hurting now, but it was good crack and he got me a crate of cans for helping. Probably not the best for the DOMS like

Fair play to them tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️