Tom

I actually managed to wire the thing by myself. I know most adults should probably be capable of this but I’m happy with myself. Got some strings coming this afternoon, so I’ll give it a whirl. Also, as predicted the neck isn’t a fender given that the serial number is a Jazz bass. Still £30 for the lot

Might just go for an exact replica. I doubt he’s gonna come round and pinch it

Having already purchased the parts for the massive sum of.....£30.....that’s out of budget The stickers are £20 ffs

Tempted to whack a lethal humbucker in the bridge, have the two single coils as dummy pickups, smash the fuck out of it & cover it in stickers

got myself a project guitar

Get HR on them!!!

and then boom

It’s like the mackem version of “monochrome investments”

IT MEANS MORE* *when you smack a bloke fer looking at yer funny la

We bought West Brom’s old home shirt.

Yeh but POVERTY ENERGY probably won’t sell.

Oh I know I’m just carrying on as he’s gone for a duck

Weyhuv got ohwa club back marra

This is absolutely pathetic mind. Im not just saying this because it’s my club but the ironically named Masters has proved well out of his depth. Its not the first time there’s been a takeover with a questionable moral overtone.

5. It’s been like that for a month. (It actually has btw)

Even £40 for West Brom’s old kit seems a bit steep... Its just a template man.

All this fuss about letting babies growing up genderless being a bad thing, Meanwhile people are putting them in Newcastle tops. Thats a life sentence.

In other news it’s £65

Serious PES Vibes. Ive always been a Tyneside WB fan.

Bigger than the Beatles

Oooh have a tasty bet you slag, put a slutty tenner on that CONSTANTLY I know lads who wouldn’t bother betting growing up who would actually tell me not to who after having sky sports a few years are addicted.

There should definitely be an option for adults to buy replica shirts without the sponsor logos. Footballs relationship with gambling does my fucking head in. It’s absolutely none stop bullshit. Advert after advert.

I wouldn’t be buying it anyway so it makes no odds to me. Black & white stripes, it does the job. It’s amazing that they’ve failed the task several times mind.