Tom

Oh right. That’s not worth £500. I thought they were gonna ask me multiple choice questions about rats or something.

How does one go about doing this survey?

That sassy minx goes up to ELEVEN

There’s no way I’m sticking that thing back up my nose for free

My friend had the same letter. You don’t get paid for it sadly.

Sir Ricky Sbragia is a piss taker but he does it so “subtly” they don’t seem to realise. He’s been at it for years

Maybe we’re playing Sunderland behind closed doors.

Fucking hell is that where Dr Who lives?

Apparently when Man City were 4-0 up their fans started releasing fireworks of their own

Trial in absentia “These lads say you did it, guilty” “aye well we didn’t so fuck off”

This is hilarious, Man City 3-0 Liverpool at half time

I wonder what tue official tractor partner of Newcastle United will be? John Deere? “But not too dear, with your 10% season ticket discount!”

“Bruce deserves credit” is such an ambiguous & meaningless statement given how temperamental a manager he is. Rafa had a system which he worked at meticulously every game & a plan to go forward in the long term. He was also loyal to the club (against all the odds), recognised its potential & was inspirational when talking about it. Bruce, a much as he can be a laugh, is a chancer. ”Newcastle United is not a stepping stone” - Rafa ”At Newcastle we’ll always be looking over our shoulders” - Bruce

I’d bet he lives alone and lockdown has sent him loopy. Like me and the cat.

1-1

West Ham denied an obvious goal and a minute later Chelsea get a penalty 0-1 Moyes is such a fucking loser.

Well if you win the Europa league you qualify for the champions league. We can kill two birds with one stone.

BRUCE OUT

What the fuck is going on

What a goal

That’s a great goal

Meanwhile I’ve hit my own target and will be going full “Geoff from Byker Grove” on Sunday! https://newcastlewestend.enthuse.com/pf/toonlowdown

gaaaaylllle