Tom

3-1

Graham Potter - SACKED

https://x.com/jjtaylor_1/status/1971582546522862026?s=46 uh oh

Thats just how people from Bishop Auckland speak

My sister had an art exhibition in Sunderland and I went to see it, had some time to kill so popped into a bar. My mam asked for a “New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc” & the conversation with the mackem barman was one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. She couldn’t grasp a word of what he was saying in response I’ve been to foreign countries where I dont speak the language and had smoother transactions

A lot of the social media stuff is monetized too - so it pays to cause a fuss or go against the grain. This is why Romano did his Isak story six times a day.

Liverpool fans on twitter trying to convince themselves the rats goal was some kind of world class finish

Yup. What an idiot.

I remember seeing Joey Barton/Nile Ranger stuff where it was EX NEWCASTLE UNITED FOOTBALLER & they hadn’t played for us for a decade

Bournemouth are a very good side, we rarely get anything at their place and they absolutely botted us at home last year. I can understand us respecting them.

There you go lads the ACTUAL sky hot dog

1 parachute per hot dog & the hot dog comes wrapped in foil Lunacy

Woltemade said Kane was his favourite striker or something to that effect. Insane numbers tbh

My cousin is at the Philadelphia Union game & they are parachuting hot dogs into the crowd. There’d be a riot in Newcastle if they did that. Would need to be steak bakes like…

Everton had a player booked for taking a free kick too quickly ffs It’s beyond a joke at this point with Liverpool.

Grimsby, Brentford & Palace through in the league cup. Rough start to the season for Villa but at least they got a goal…

Kelly has just made it 4-4

Kelly has just conceded a penalty. 2-4

This place is comedy gold at times

I’m not even sure his wife does “Let me put something on to set the mood pet” *Dan Walkers High Performance Podcast Plays*

I remember a Graham Jones interview when Howe was appointed and he said - “Managing Newcastle United is not a part time job” Proper dig at Cabbage Heed

Yeh absolutely! I like Osula and there may be a player in there but half the time he’s like a cat that’s sat on the tip of a welders gun which is no good as we are quite an organised side, often complex & rehearsed in our phases of play etc Also in respect of rotation, its as much a mentality change in the fans as everyone else but its modern football & its imperative if we are to have a crack at 4 different competitions.

I’m not sure many clubs have more than three central strikers, Chelsea probably have about 17 but beyond that they are rare - hence Isak’s insane valuation. Wissa Wolfie Osula Is probably par for the course