Tom

Got soccer saturday on for a change. The presenter trying to tell us about some scottish third division goal but keeps getting interrupted because literally everything else is more important Mike Dean sat in a special desk like Davros or something

One nil down…Bellingham mistake apparently

11th….by 5 points The model :

They’ve been by far the better team. Relegation please

Man U were getting absolutely battered until then.

£50 seems to be the going rate for most matches I’ve been to this season! Which given the state of the ballot system/lack of youtube channel isnt many I got a few in Strawberry corner, mainly treating it as a family thing - is that all safe standing now?

Tickets for England at SJP in June available today (although expect the fixture to be moved to the SOL once the FA realise their typo)

Dont worry PIF will help them out again

Arsenal 3-0 at Sheff Utd in 15 minutes…

Obertan Marveaux Thuavin Cabelle Amalfitano Pancake We’ve had some meeerrde

Said this a thousand times but their cant be a luckier team in the history of sport than Liverpool.

Are you watching Rafa?

Finish

Man City away - How predictable

West Ham 2-1 Brentford after 10 minutes

Aye - take the inevitable league cup he brings us and then get shot

are you watching Dan Ashman?

0-2 to Swansea at home

Arsenal getting beat in Porto

Knowing our luck with injuries this season it’ll hit Bruno