Tom

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All 5 wickets have been cheap. Utterly brainless. Crawley & Brook want shooting in particular

Absolutely fucking hopeless

basically this

So they’ve changed the name

Smith is an anomaly and that’s being kind. Stands like he’s waiting for a bus or something

We need to nip this partnership in the bud tbh. Carey scoring at a steady rate

Class

Oooooooohhhh yeaaaaaas

Oh hello

Lovely from Archer that

TNT’s coverage is horrific btw

I had an alarm set for 2:15 and thought better of it. Jesus wept

He’s not rattled though I’m trying not figure out when I can actually get away with watching some cricket. I think I’ll do a few daft early mornings at the start & then Brisbane & Adelaide will be a bit kinder. I can’t see many tests going the full five days anyway, two wobbly teams. Still don’t expect anything down under but that’s as ingrained in the human consciousness as being afraid of poisonous spiders or something.

“Heliocentric focal point”

Not content with half inching the badge…

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What a game

At that age he‘ll need lessons regardless of the guitar he’s bought. So that’s the investment I’d look at first.

Horrific performance all round tbh

Aye I reckon Spence was trying to be clever pissing about with his laces trying to block that corner, what a prick. I’m really not sure what he brings. Another player who got an england call up courtesy of the club he plays for.

I am absolutely baffled at Sky trying to make a big deal of it. Spence was trying to be clever ffs. Look where he positioned himself. Howe & Schar both said in their interviews that they had no idea what they were talking about

Springsteen’s nickname is “the boss”. I doubt its any deeper than that.