Tom

4 pints in at half one

Trophy all day for me

🤠

West Ham

If he doesn't score loads of goals they'll chop his head off at half time the terrorist loving mag kernt [/RTG]

Anyway we need @RobinRobinback for the match, or our streak could come off the rails. (That's sorted) Robin if you could check the little ✉️ on the bottom right of the screen, that's a private message function which I think Andrew wanted to talk you on as he'd taken some offence. We're not a banning community & don't want to be. So behave your fucking selves and enjoy the best football for 20 years

Grim

ESCAPE THE MATRIX

Imagine...this is the video that sends you to jail after you tried to pick on a kid the bird app and lost. What is that accent!?

Of course.

What a fucking moron

New Title - also Vivivenne Westwood died about 5 minutes ago. Selfish Cow.

Into these pudding nonces

To be fair I could barely see But I thought "if I open that whiskey I'm getting wrong" turns out it was for me anyway but that's not the point!

Was staying over my mams for Christmas as it's an easier drive to visit family. Got back from a night out and hit the spirits cabinet...only one was open. Brandy, "three barrels" or some shite. I woke up and she said "Thomas have you been at that brandy? It's for bloody cakes man!" I am a man of taste.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION

How's about that for pate you Fox nonces

I got some golf lessons for Christmas. 3 hours worth. Can't wait

Double Time on here