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Tom

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  1. He would later lose my mates gig tickets...so I went to the gig in leeds and my mate just drank in the pub for three hours The lad had a Gibson Nighthawk he was willing to part with for buttons but after the shite story I didn't really want to visit his house and find out.
  2. A friend of a friend got locked out of his Uni room over Christmas but locked in the building....bollock naked. He was knocking on all the doors but nobody was in so he went down to the exit to try and get out....there was no response and he needed a shite desperately so he took a shite under the stairs...and slept next to it. The security guard got him the next day. I know this story as when walking out the building visiting my mate he went "ahh there's the stain of Johnny's shite"
  3. Ok last call for Patreons to nominate. After this there will be a Patreon poll to decide the final charity.
  4. Had to read that post twice. Was sure it was supposed to say "forum"
  5. never forget the true spirit of Christmas
  6. Tom

    The Guitar Thread

    First time on the Glitch Delay. Endless fun
  7. "The Woke Mr Southgate" Before entertaining Farage people should really take a good look at what his politics have turned this country into.
  8. Just making sure he's ok for January tbh
  9. I mean....they were literally booing the players taking the knee a week ago
  10. 13 months ago they'd have been absolutely buzzing about it. Training in Dubai and playing a Saudi Arabian team would have signified potential investment. It still might.
  11. Also "megalolz" was a trope of that Paedo from the lost prophets, he even said it in court. Danger (around kids) maws
  12. I think it was called the spirit of 1939-45 at the time
  13. Yeh I normally do my "thanks for advertising/invoice joke" But these lads can stay
  14. Fair one! I'm just going off people I know and some very, very cringey Facebook posts.
  15. Bastard That said I might get one for golf 🌝
  16. My brother bought two for the baseball World Series as the team my cousin supports was is the final and they were £35 each He'll probably go over to watch them with my cousin by still! Luckily I can't wair hats as I have an Afro.
  17. Some kind of hat box to protect expensive hats?
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