Tom

If he drives, he drives

Or just don't take the car!?

Drawn at home to Wolves in the cup December 11th! Very hard draw, they're top of the league in the division above. Possibly another SJP match!

And she grew up in DUBAI Tbh Sunlan had the best women's youth system in the country for a good few years. (make your own Chinese takeaway joke)

Just putting a ceremonial cancelling of Fish's comedy career in the schedule. We'll get the charity stuff out of the way first.

All three goals were class tbh!

Ok - It's a straight up Vote between the following charities. Newcastle West/East End Foodbank Cancer Research Sir Bobby Robson/Daft as a brush The vote will take place on Patreon. At some point you'll receive an email directing you to the website and allowing you to vote in the poll. Probably when @andrew gets out of bed. We'll be able to confirm the overall amount etc and will try and organise the donation so it qualifies for Gift Aid

I mean if anyone was getting free tickets it would have been local women's and girls teams - which makes sense. Anyway - I went to SOL for lady mags vs the mackems in 2019. It was £3 in & £1 for concessions. Ive just looked up the crowd...it was 1,168. Which was a decent crowd at the time. However I've been to a few men's matches at SJP with a smaller crowd than 28k. It's a great crowd for any women's game, it's absolutely sensational for a 4th division team. But they just can't say it can they

I mean...they weren't handing out free tickets at all but whatever Great day out, enjoyed myself.

They do know that the Super league idea didn't mean clubs would be leaving the premier league...it meant they'd be leaving the champions league Idiots.

The mackems over there spend an awful lot of time fantasising about hypothetical scenarios where we somehow get fucked over. It was about sportswashing....now it's about exporting brand names? Anyway as countless posters over there have said...."it's all gonna end in teyas man marra n they'll win nowt man" so I don't see what they're worried about

It's actually looking that way...

wuh a classy club marrah

Aye imagine that being the thing that screws your title challenge up

Card machine was down

I think they're probably both of those things

in more moronic news 🗞

Seems to be all of Twitter who aren't old enough to have been around

FUCKING HELL

"It's only Iran" cheerio lads, fuck off home.

Looks like it should have Name/DOB/RIP under it

"The bids have came in...Newcastle United have bid £75m cash and Man U have bid a tin of Heinz Soup & a signed photo of Alan Smith"