Tom

A kick and rush team with little or no technique and a ball that weighed about 4kg would beat the current Newcastle United team? I say this seriously - and also in regards to a lot of 90s teams but the contemporary team would probably win 10 nil....and barely have to run. Morons

All of the helix patches are the same man. The cheapest piece of gear has the same firmware/capability as the most expensive. Only difference is the physical pedals you activate.

I updated my helix this afternoon and @Gemmill sent me some patches. Jesus wept...this thing is off the scale. It's hard to explain how good it is.

leeds 2-1 @ Spurs

Desperately 2-0 down at Bournemouth

Everton trying to get relegated again

Beating Brentford at home isn't for everybody.

Into these pensioner nonces

The fuzz sounds ive used so far have been absolutely exceptional and they don't respond differently to the originals unless you want them to - I.e the optimum fuzz factory for me would have a noise Gate so it doesn't respond unless you hit the guitar. However I don't know what the fuzz pedals are on my helix bar the fuzz factory - so I don't know how to match them up with the above list as of yet. There's some kind of x 2 distortion/boost mode on there which is one of my go to's - which is insane fuzz but also sounds like a valve amp on 11 and reacts like it too. Im really enjoying using an external looper to mash up all the tones/textures on the helix though - you can get some really cool compositions almost like listening to a record. Buy a helix man!

It's all gonna go tits up marra theya gonna sell thar mags and buy livapool man There'll be tears, they'll win nowt man the sportswashed bastards FFP man, they carnt spend nee more than Brighton marra BLAH BLAH BLAH

Oh god I've got some kind on USB adapter coming tomorrow so hopefully that'll do it. tempted to wait till Monday when I'm not watching football/having some beers after reading that!!

Got myself a new MacBook and was hoping it would solve my firmware update issue...the fucker only has those weird new USB things on it Ah well it was an insurance job, I suppose I'll have to get an adapter

Link?

Workrate unmatched

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/will-a-wealthy-mega-billionaire-ever-put-a-bid-into-buying-sunderland.1593481/ Poetry. Beautiful poetry

According to NUFC.COM last night was the largest ever league cup attendance at SJP 🤯

4-0 Bjarni Gudjonnson first goal scorer

How small time

Aye there's levels to this game and soon we'll have an official noodle sponsor or some shite.

Here's an idea about growth.... Last night was a sell out...and a lot of people in the crowd had to fly to Newcastle to watch it in their brand new shirts with their name and numbers on the back. There was a lot of Saudi Arabian fans in the leazes last night. I read an article saying we're basically the football team of their country and cafes have started to show us instead of other sides. Just the 40 million shirts to sell over there is it!

A strong 8 The fucking wind was nuts, it was at the coast so I was freezing and I couldn't hit for toffee. Had a Guinness after like so not all bad

Absolutely loads of lads from KSA in last btw.