Tom

Looks like it should have Name/DOB/RIP under it

"The bids have came in...Newcastle United have bid £75m cash and Man U have bid a tin of Heinz Soup & a signed photo of Alan Smith"

Man United & Liverpool are cap in hand to the oil countries but it's the Newcastle fans that are the baddies. "For PIF, it's Newcastle" and Roan looks gutted

Roy Keane just used the term "low block"

The amount of infighting in their NUFC thread is worrying. They're going to be fighting each other at mackem games because of the team up the road

Quick google - the last time they beat us was 7 years and 30 days ago. The only reason we haven't taken them to task is because they've been down the divisions & that's not exactly our fault.

Yeh he'd have the exact issues here as he's had during his second Man U spell. He wasn't brought in for football reasons but commercial. I doubt Solksjaer wanted him.

Hmm interesting! I'll give it a look!

Is this fella referring to the Derby run that ended nearly seven years ago?

Lovely knock round Slayley Hall today. (Got very wet like ) Im starting to notice some decent progress now, especially with putting. Moved from a blade to a TaylorMade Spider which is a mallet...I much prefer it. It must remove some of the margin of error or something. Dunno.

Sean Casey for fucks sake

Fucking hell

Source?

He should go an play in America

Same

"Ah shit lads I've won, brb just got to change a barrel"

I think Foden is from Stockport and he's the image of modern Man City so that makes sense.

No way is he a Man City fan

The Saudis in that tweet are class All "Love you guys! 💚💚💚" etc