Tom

Jesus.....get some good headphones or speakers when he's demoing the amps 🤯

Only if I'm bought a drink first.

Im absolutely nails anyway tbh. Will probably just watch it wherever I land.

Adam P signing a kids head WITH A SHARPIE That ain't coming off easy

You're still thinking in old speak. These are the new times. 0-3 Isak hat trick. IKEA hot dogs all around. Tom getting brayed cause I'm watching it in leeds.

It's gonna be funnier when he goes back and nabs their best players

He never missses

SPORTSWASHED MARRA

Stoke are absolutely minted too so it's a no brainer for Neil.

One of the problems I've experienced with constant powerlifting is that it gives you an absolutely massive muscly arse. All them squats and I feel like I could balance a plant pot on the fucker.

Sam Fender at SJP with his black and white guitar the mackem fume will be enough to end the energy crisis

DOUBLE GAZUMP

What about Schar getting bundled over in the box? Nobody is talking about it so I don't give a fuck what decisions seemingly went our way, we seldom get fuck all from refs. [SWEARING]

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