Kid Dynamite

Im taking the piss cos whichever team he joins hel be hawking himself around again next summer when they are relegated!

I know its a cliche that everyone says but I honestly do wish Id still be up when he came into the sitting room. Id have been swinging for the hills with my haymakers

Jump to August 8th, Ashley releases a statment saying he tried to sell the club but to no avail, wel just have to try and all get along

The irony being 9/11 will be forever remembered as the greatest atrocity committed in our lifetime, complete with hollywood movies, tribute albums and memorials. But about ten times as many innocent afghans and iraqis have been murdered and its put down as collateral damage

At least hes got more than just Hull to choose from now. . . . . . . . Stoke are after him Oh the dizzy heights!

Cheers, we were lucky in a way, car keys, laptop, wallets, phones and all her presents were upstairs with us. Its the same handful of scruffs who rob houses in CLS, theyve all been caught numerous times but they still arent in jail.

Its my lasses birthday today and I woke up this morning went downstairs to get her cards and wed been robbed!!! My xbox and games had gone which are replaceable, but the cunt has stolen all her unopened birthday cards that were on the mantel piece. How fucking low can you stoop. For all they know they could have been a 5year old kids birthday cards

I cant tell if thats tongue in cheek or not. Bit different being told to sell Milner and lie to the public thats its your choice, then sign Xisco and lie again, whilst at the same time accepting full repsonisbility for how the team is performing. Id have told them to shove it as well

Isn't there a get-out clause when you're transferring between clubs in different leagues though? Hope so, he's gashness personified. truly awful player. only one good pass in around 15 matches. shocking. Who wants to dig up the thread when we signed him

The media and every football fan in Britain would rip us to fuck . . . . but id still have him back. I dont support NUFC to be popular with other people. The best football weve played in the last 5 years was in his last 10 games of the season after Allardyce had gone and hes got experience of managing in the lower leagues.

Didnt Llambias say that if this happened Shearer would be given the job now to get on with preperations for next season

Robert vs Southampton

Thats different. Those poor kids couldnt help that they were disabled. Fruits 'choose' to be gay, and its a perfectly good slur, I mean who wants a cock up their arse!? Your girlfriend /wacky Thats a bit of a low brow joke for an intellectual stand up like you irony being you probably cant remember the last time your cock was anywhere near a lass!

I prefer to put an H in it, like NIGGAAAAAAH, as in can you lend a nigger a pencil!!!

Thats different. Those poor kids couldnt help that they were disabled. Fruits 'choose' to be gay, and its a perfectly good slur, I mean who wants a cock up their arse!?

According to who? I grew up around the time the whole thalidamide situation was happening and the kids who used that slur tended to be the ones with the lowest IQ and subsequesntly the worst spelling. I wouldnt put too much faith into what they say

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Of all the places to buy a fathers day present man!

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Youre not wrong. They are starting a new channel to go with ESPN America and ESPN Classic and wel have to pay to watch the matches. Boo!!!!

Your baby so reminds me of Simon Cowells bodyguard Dont mean that nastily either btw, hes gorgeous. (The baby not the bodyguard)

My 1986 transformers sticker album. The first and last sticker album I ever managed to fill!

ESPN have won the rights to all 46 games and are showing them via . . . . . . BSkyB Surely such a thinly veiled move by Sky to get around the monopoly rules will be sussed!