Kid Dynamite

The 3rd film has nothing to do with him either ! He's barely in it ! It was originally meant to be him winning the 2010 World Cup with Mexico or Argentina. I dont know what the fuck happened but the story changes to some pisshead let go by Real Madrid who gets signed by NUFC and gets knocked out of the 2006 World Cup in the quarters Talk about being out of date, all the footage is 3 years old!!! Isn't that because it's set in 2006 ? Yes, but my point is why release a film about WC2006 in 2009? Surely it would have made more sense to release it next summer and base it around the 2010 WC

I know hes younger there but hes ripping the piss out of a 13 year old That lad would probably keep a clean sheet against the little wank now

The 3rd film has nothing to do with him either ! He's barely in it ! It was originally meant to be him winning the 2010 World Cup with Mexico or Argentina. I dont know what the fuck happened but the story changes to some pisshead let go by Real Madrid who gets signed by NUFC and gets knocked out of the 2006 World Cup in the quarters Talk about being out of date, all the footage is 3 years old!!!

Yeah, I dont suppose many of the required journeys take in the Grand Canyon as you go along Route 66. More likely one end of the Texas desert to the other

Nice to see the richest country on the planet is striving to get a healthcare system like ours. Boils my piss when mongs whinge on that they had to wait 2 hours to be seen and reckon thats a sign that the NHS has gone down the can

Apparently Ashley couldnt even get his 3 words of dialogue right Article in the mirror reckons he got his private helicopter to the set for his 5 second cameo. Still cant believe our owner actually willingly agreed to say 'Fuck Off' as his only line in the film

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Have you actually seen his standup Fish? Cos as Lazaru says hes fuck all like Norton and theres very little innuendo

Surely if you were blind you would just buy a braile keyboard rather than try to memorise every key How the fuck would you know which thread you were clicking on either!?

I suggest coming back with a less conspicuous name and trying harder

Surpsinigly watchable

Mike Ashley has got one line. 'Fuck Off Kelmsley' He really is a cretin

He should stick to being a stand up. His tooth fairy show was really good but his talk shows are a bit crap. I thought his new series was going to be in the style of the advert where hes got his head on a little kids body. Would have been funnier

Aye, not too much investment going into the defence is there?

4-0 after 24minutes. This is embarrassing

I know you always strive to be different Jonny but 8 goals in 7 games for England isnt to be sniffed at whoever they are against. hes unplayable when hes played through the middle

16minute hatrick by Torres

Goal 3. Straight to Dvd pm me if you want a stream of it

Erm. . . . cos it comes out of his daughter tit

Run her over, then intercept the ambulance on the way to her and slow it down just long enough so she dies before it gets there. Thatl learn her

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Worst kept secret in football tbh! Vidic to Barca next Edit - Saying that, you got to hand it to Real. Apart from maybe Iniesta, Messi, Torres and Rooney, those 3 are the best players in the world today. Thats a bit special signing all 3 in the space of ten days.

And what state is that? Dont believe what you read in the papers, we have one of, if not the, best healthcare systems in the world. You want to try living in America when the first thing they ask for if you are in a bad accident is your insurance card.

Apparently its to make it easier for your friends to find you. Im not sure whats easier than typing your fucking name in like!?

Thats a disgrace she didnt get locked up. imagine if that was your grandparent in the ambulance. I hope she gets fucking run over tomorrow