Kid Dynamite

The Hangover. Very funny, cant wait to go to Vegas now!

Ouch. Its a horrific film anyway!!!

My dad keeps back a days holiday every year so he can celebrate when she pegs it

Exactly, they could have been talking about Barcelona and I they still would have cut to the news that the World transfer record had been broken. it has no bearing on the size of a club whatsoever and wins the award for ''shittest and most tenuous link to make a newspaper article out of'' award

Hes always been rumoured to be on £80-90k pw

In other words, My agent has touted me about and nee one wants me so I may as well keep pocketing £90k pw and not even have to move house.

I think this is the biggest non story ive ever read in my life

That didnt make any sense whatsoever

We only have Ashleys word that we were on the brink of oblivion. And this coming from a man who has quite publicly taken us to the brink of oblivion

Id have just pretended to not have seen the comment

Shepherd still provided him with the funds for Robert, Bellamy, Jenas etc.

PMSL Are you going to enlighten us as to the reasons for your weak bladder Stephen?

Bit of a sweeping statement there If thats your logic the same could be said of Keegan

Why? Madrid paid 68million Euros for Kaka and 75million Euros for Zidane

Ashley was worth more than that man

I know, surely it only counts in the currency that was paid? So really Ronaldo is the only one to beat Zidanes record

Define what you mean by replacement? Look it up Well how is Benzema a replacement for Ronaldo then as they are both a completely different style of player? Goals are goals. You dont have to replace one player with a carbon copy of him. If you really want to argue about semantics though im game

It's the transfer of one player, I think you're exaggerating things a bit. Rooney will be shifted into a central role and will bang in 30 goals next season. 90percent of Ronaldos best games and goals were against shit teams anyway when they would have won without him. Sad but true.

If we can repeat finishing 2nd and getting to the 2nd group stage in the champions league then bring it on!!!!

They were rumoured to have £200million to spend. Its all dodgy business over there. They probably sold their ground to the local council or something like they did with the training ground. Its a licence to print money. Dont be surprised to see Villa and Silva there next

Define what you mean by replacement? Look it up

Wonder who the replacement will be? Benzema, Ribery?

Not sure why we are so desperate to get rid of Enrique? Or so desperate to hold onto Duff and Butt for that matter?

My plan was going to be ditch Virgin and go with Sky. However, I have no phone line anymore. Well, it reaches the house and then comes to an abrupt halt following some 'alterations' whilst decorating some years ago. Anyone know how much it is to get a new phone line put in by BT?? The telegraph pole isn't far from my house, if the wire is measured in cost/metres etc. Just gaffa tape it to a new line!