Kid Dynamite

I think my head will explode if i hear one more person tell me we wouldnt be in this mess if we hadnt sacked Allardyce. I honestly believe we would have been relegated weeks ago!

He calls himself Dutty Custard apparently!!! Fucking Dutty Custard!!!! Heres a piece from his myspace Translated by a bloke on the spartans forum For the brothers above a certain age on here, here's a translation: I am 15, isn't it? but I am on this thing but just don't think because I have made a girly, rhythm based musical intro to my page that I am not on this thing because that ain't the case but I try (to) stay out of as much trouble as I can because good boys live, rude boys die, that (is) the saying I always grew up with but yes, skip that. (I) am trying to take football seriously because I want to make some peace f**k the street thing it is really long for me might shut it off now and again you see it but yeah if you want to know where I play, it is upfront dirty striker. (I get) about 4 goals a game (at the) minimum (and) maximum (of) 7 or 8 of them but my weakness is most definitely girls and my second weakness is losing. I flipping hate losing but I hardly lose at anything because I am a big BUMBACLART man but yeah I am going (to) update this sh*t when I get the hang of it but you ain't hear the last of me. go away horses for now. Laughing Laughing.

The kids I work with often pull tricks like this, pretending they 'dont get' things when they quite obviously do. Then we all roll around laughing and call them silly billys and give them the attention they were craving. But then they all have mental health problems.

Good for your hols if, like me, you cant walk properly in flip flops

Golf GTI diesel is out next month, decent emissions for a cheap lease price

I thought that was the funniest And i work with kids with LD

Actually they did but I wear them without socks to let my feet 'breath' They didnt have them in a clumpy mustard style unfortunately

Afraid not - from the outset I saw all 6 lasses. For it to be 'brick-shitting' I was expecting one of them to have something abnormal if you looked closely. I don't consider one black lass (whos top you can clearly see) to be what would make me shit bricks. You just proved it tbh

Well JawDs 5 office mates got it. As did you.

:yawn:

And the award for ruining a perfectly good joke goes to ......................

He fucking knows that man, hes just being a bell

I bought mine to put on after the gym or football. You bought yours to be seen in public with Ps- I think you mean ditto

no... i just don't see what i'm suppsoed to be seeing. Lady no 5 is the one sticking her head in the picture between 4 and 6 yeah? (6 being the one in the cerise top). When you say cerise instead of purple!

erm 6 KD Thats what i meant :lo:

Id rather go out bare foot than in what you wear!

on purpose id imagine

lady number 5

My apologies, just read your first post. Thats harsh then

Bottler. Id play in a proper XI a side game like

I hate watching big games in the pub, I just cant get into it properly. People walking in front of the telly, no sound, twats who have never kicked a ball in their lives giving you a running commentary. I think il watch it in my front room. If we win il go out and celebrate. CLS is pretty much 50/50 Newcastle/Sunderland and theres usually some bother after the derby matches so I cant see Sunday being any different. if we lose il probably just stop at home!

Without meaning to be a cunt, did you actually expect to get off and have someone else pay for the damage you caused cos you were in a paddy?

I thought referring to yourself as fop was irritating. But putting NSFW in every post just to prove a point has got that beat

Some bloke was selling these out of a bin liner in the pub last night for £25 £79.99 in JD! canny for when your feet are sweaty and minging after football

Some nice ones coming out New Scirocco R New Laguna Coupe (The real one isnt as nice as the pics unfortunately)