Kid Dynamite

Theres a match thread Tom

We would be 2 points off 7th Theres 10 points between 7th and dead last at the minute. its so frustrating that a decent run of results instead of all the last minute draws and losses, could have seen us easily into Europe this season. As it is, with 3 of the big 4 left to play a, few wrong results and we could be royally fucked!

Fucking barrell of laughs you arent ya Some of the elderly or older general wards might be shutting or merging but I know for a fact St Nicks is going nowhere and neither are its staff. Mental Health Nursing is one of the few professions thriving with everyones misery atm

Yet hes got more assists than anyone else in our team? I dont care if he can cross as long as he can cut the ball back or slide through balls like he does. Owen is never going to win a header against a CB, all his headed goals come from him being unmarked in the box

Don't coount your chickens hun, I've heard rumblings of ward closures and ancillary cut backs. Used to be a time when folk had jobs for life. Don't think anyones safe any more, we just have a little more security than others. Thats what PFI does for you. Fortunately I work on a specialist ward and unless they rescind everyones sections im not going to be out of a job anytime soon. And if the NHS wants to make me redundant at 26 then bring it on, the compensation would do me for a loooong time

If you put enough shit balls in one of them is bound to hit the target sooner or later. Someone posted above that Enrique had a good game Im sure half the people on here listen to the game on the radio

They want Zoggy. Zoggy plus £5mil should get him

We have the players, pay the wages and charge the fans the prices that sugesst the same. For that I expect us to be beating teams like West Ham at home

Must have been fantastic in the first 35 minutes (which I didn't see) then because he was fucking shit for the rest of the game. You're always hard on him but I can't see how you were watching the same game as me, he was incredible. (And he did provide a good run and assist for Owen's goal, which you missed then) I just don't get it - he's a winger who rarely puts a good cross in and can't shoot to save his life - but at the same time he makes me think "hmm... good player" when he does get on the ball - I just want more. I want more out of the other 9(Given aside) first. How the fuck can you get on his back when he never stops running. Anything good we do usually goes through him and he bails out our defence all the time. Duff managed to hit the first man with about 12 of his crosses today

Enrique proved today why we need Riise. Colocinni is doing his best to become the new Boumsong and is being outplayed by a player who cost 4 times less. Carroll could be canny if we work on him. Brings the ball down at chest/head height better than anyone since Shearer was here. Geremi should be given away for free. Only we could boo a player off and then boo his replacement on. Remember when Bobby said Shearer had become 'static', well Owen is the same. Bellamy gave him a lesson today in how to run into holes, turn your man, drop off and collect the ball. Owen just runs horizontally across the back 4 and whenever a cross or through ball comes in hes invariably in the wrong place or 20 yards behind play.

Eugh, You're one of those freaks that likes to be wee'd on. We should hang a bell around your neck! Unclean Im not, but doing the job I do the fear of having piss on me is long gone. Now shitting on each other, thats fucked up!

I tried some of last years Xboot or whatever they were called. Lush at first but the inside was all suede and after about 3 games in the rain it came away from the sole!

Shes in drug rehab and hes obviously mental. You would be amazed how many couples like this I used to see at work. I once had to drag a self harmer out of the toilets cos she was having sex with one of the local tramps. This was before she had been treat so there was blood up every wall. I kid you not

He just doesnt like hearing the truth

£3 million :

Its even more money for a shit LB ie, Enrique. Im not sure who you lot have been watching to suddenly think Enrique is turning out to be ok. Ive never seen a worse passer of the ball, the amount of times Coloccini or another player has to bail him out cos hes just played a 3 yard pass to the other team is horrendous.

There was hell on first time round. We were sat waiting for him to come and sign a contract when we got a phone call saying actually, im at Rangers and ive signed there instead! Would I fuck be rescuing him from his dole hunt

With Martins and Bent as our front 2 id happily tell owen to fuck off right now and hawk him to the highest bidder to finance the deal. Along with Nzogbia, Barton, Smith, Xisco, Taylor and Enrique. We must be able to make £20odd million off that lot. Bent, Bullard, Riise and a couple of others would do nicely

I know its a highlights reel but when has Enrique come anywhere near playing like this?

In our current state Id rip Romas hands off for Riise. Knows the league, better then Enrique and scores goals. Im not sure who people are expecting us to sign this January!

Its times like these Im glad I work for the NHS. Must be shit not knowing if your going to be able to feed your kids next month

If you like your boots comfortable without the aid of carbon fibre/shark skin/etc bits added, Umbro have updated and re-released the Speciali for our very own Michael Owen! Shearer used to swear by these and ive played in lots of boots and none have been as comfortable. Cheapest I can find them is http://www.prosportuk.com/detail/3/266/4493

Give it a go in the shower first if youre worried

How can you snap it a few times!? It doesnt grow back!

If proof ever needed that this place has gone to the dogs. . .