Kid Dynamite

Eugh, You're one of those freaks that likes to be wee'd on. We should hang a bell around your neck! Unclean Im not, but doing the job I do the fear of having piss on me is long gone. Now shitting on each other, thats fucked up!

I tried some of last years Xboot or whatever they were called. Lush at first but the inside was all suede and after about 3 games in the rain it came away from the sole!

Shes in drug rehab and hes obviously mental. You would be amazed how many couples like this I used to see at work. I once had to drag a self harmer out of the toilets cos she was having sex with one of the local tramps. This was before she had been treat so there was blood up every wall. I kid you not

He just doesnt like hearing the truth

£3 million :

Its even more money for a shit LB ie, Enrique. Im not sure who you lot have been watching to suddenly think Enrique is turning out to be ok. Ive never seen a worse passer of the ball, the amount of times Coloccini or another player has to bail him out cos hes just played a 3 yard pass to the other team is horrendous.

There was hell on first time round. We were sat waiting for him to come and sign a contract when we got a phone call saying actually, im at Rangers and ive signed there instead! Would I fuck be rescuing him from his dole hunt

With Martins and Bent as our front 2 id happily tell owen to fuck off right now and hawk him to the highest bidder to finance the deal. Along with Nzogbia, Barton, Smith, Xisco, Taylor and Enrique. We must be able to make £20odd million off that lot. Bent, Bullard, Riise and a couple of others would do nicely

I know its a highlights reel but when has Enrique come anywhere near playing like this?

In our current state Id rip Romas hands off for Riise. Knows the league, better then Enrique and scores goals. Im not sure who people are expecting us to sign this January!

Its times like these Im glad I work for the NHS. Must be shit not knowing if your going to be able to feed your kids next month

If you like your boots comfortable without the aid of carbon fibre/shark skin/etc bits added, Umbro have updated and re-released the Speciali for our very own Michael Owen! Shearer used to swear by these and ive played in lots of boots and none have been as comfortable. Cheapest I can find them is http://www.prosportuk.com/detail/3/266/4493

Give it a go in the shower first if youre worried

How can you snap it a few times!? It doesnt grow back!

If proof ever needed that this place has gone to the dogs. . .

Tbh if Arsenal offered £8mil we should accept as thanks for his loyalty. Man City and Spurs can pay double that though

Im guessing they only save your pictures for a day

Deja Vu! Werent they supposedly after him in the summer?

J69 met MvB? What's he like J dawg? Just in case you're not taking the piss (I can never tell with you)http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=495441 I need to hone my piss taking http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=495456 You do realise it was Brock who posted videos of himself miming on the internet and not me

I dont think Owen has scored 20 goals in a season in his career has he!?

MVB? (Just thought id get it in before trophyshy shows up )

Few times, done it at Bolton, West Brom, Leeds and Sunderland. Obviously prefer it in the proper end though

From Sao Paulo to Real Betis for £21million. On his was to Bolton today for a free

His kids aye. His wife though? She's still making money out of him even now. When he hit the papers last time round when he was sectioned she was in the tabloids within a few days going on about how she wanted to help him etc. iirc. Wanted to make some money more like. Yeah, I noticed the £500k house, the Range Rover Sport and the 5 flights to Portugal at the drop of a hat.