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He seems to be the next one from the youth team they want to bed into the first team squad. No coincidence they gave him the captains armband after Burn went off

This rumour stemmed from a Saudi website btw. Every fucker is reporting it now but it's highly likely to be made up

How's it any different to Sesko moving from RB Salzburg to RB Leipzig? Or Jack Harrison moving from NY to City?

Plenty of research out there about these people. Essentially they are thick/marginalised folk who feel special believing they know something we don't know. Which then leads them to thinking everything is a fucking conspiracy. A modicum of critical thinking or the ability to critique the research they parrot would disprove 99% of their theories

We've got nee money, but are still offering €100mil for players apparently

Miley got the assist

The Venn diagram of conspiracy nuts and thick heads is almost a circle tbf

I get that we want depth, but we are well stocked at LW if Barnes comes in. Selling Maxi could help us bolster RW and CB

Our shite aren't decorated internationals unfortunately! Howe's comments after the match today suggested he was a little frustrated with the pace of our transfer dealings so far. Explicitly said the squad isn't currently up to playing twice a week all season

Maxi grew into the game. Lewis Miley probably the best of the rest. Be good to see him get some game time this season

The starting XI is hideous. Even by pre-season standards. Maxi as CF, Lewis and Ritchie playing LW and RW. Trippier in CM. Hendrick, Hayden, Dummett and Lascelles not in the squad for some reason?

Leicester fans thought on big Harves https://www.thefosseway.net/tfw-debate-club/leicester-city-final-verdict-harvey-barnes

I imagine the "no dickheads" policy comes into play with these decisions sometimes. Barnes is probably cheaper, has proved he can play in the PL, won't need to acclimatise to the move, will fit in will with the squad and has similar goal stats to Diaby.

Can't imagine he's all that if Villa are the biggest club in for him...

I think this is key. Why the fuck the Sun felt the need to insinuate there was criminal activity when their wasn't is beyond me. There's enough of a story that a married 61 year old is going behind his wife's back to pay for naked pictures of lads/lasses that are young enough to be his grandson/daughter. (If any of that is actually what happened anyway. Fuck knows at this point)

It's an odd one for him like. He's a bit of a gobshite by all accounts, and self appointed captain of captains in the premier league who negotiated charity payments during COVID etc. He could still do a job in the MLS on big wages, but is effectively ending his domestic and international career moving to a farmers league

If we don't sell ASM, then the decision to spend big money on Barnes is mental when Isak, ASM, Gordon and Joelinton can play there. And we are one injury away from Lascelles being our starting CB for the whole season

It's the National League that's streaming it/choosing the price

Suggestion now is that the 17 year old is male, so the theory still stands

He's obviously a wrong un. But he's done nowt illegal (like Schofield) and the Sun has fucking ruined his, his wife's and 5 kids lives to get one over on the BBC.

Sorry if this has already come up, but I didn't realise that the Mackems shirt sponsorship deal with Nike is actually fuck all to do with Nike. It's with a sportswear company in Spennymoor who buy the Nike shirts in themselves and then print them for other clubs. They're the same templates Sunday League clubs use

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Mick Lowes having a normal one on Twitter