Kid Dynamite

Trippier is our new LB. You heard it here first

Luke Edward's £70mil transfer budget is stretching pretty far mind.

That's mental money for a kid off the back of a major injury. He better be the next Gareth Bale!

He's chance to be playing LB yet

I was taking the piss

I think my Mam posted that on Facebook yesterday

Trippier plays LB for England, so that may also be an option. I'm not convinced that Ashby going on loan is proof that Livramento is happening. It's just as likely that Krafth is almost fit again and he becomes back up to Trippier

Literally a clothing brand for dickheads with too much money. Spot the difference

Anthony Gordon literally just won player of the tournament at the U21 Euros playing as a striker

Fee for ASM confirmed at £23mil apparently. That's suspiciously low. Unless they've agreed to pay it all up front or something

He's not a bad keeper, but Darlow is noticeably worse than Dubravka. And Dubravka is noticeably worse than Pope.

Wouldn't be surprised if Dubravka went yet and Karius was out no.2

Got talking to an older NUFC fan in Spain last night. He said he'd been a season ticket holder for 16 years through the 90s and jacked his ticket in under Ashley. Him and a few of his mates at work did the same and now none of them can get to games anymore. It's sad and reminded me of the posts HMHM and TBD made a few days ago. I think I'm probably a bit blinkered as to how things were pre-Ashley. I was too young to go games on my own for most of the 90s, and then lived away from the North East until 2005. So the Ashley years are by and large my barometer as a match going adult. Apologies if I came across as being on the wind up the other day. I totally get why people sacked off the club under Ashley. Out of interest, would people be up for a new 80k seat stadium if it meant everyone who wanted a ticket could get one?

For me, the form of Gordon, Miley, Anderson and Ashby in pre season has shown us we are well covered on the wings, in CM and RB. Any leftover cash absolutely has to go on a CB. In a perfect world we would have a LB upgrade, but that might need to wait 6/12 months

When I was living over in Connecticut in 2005 I went to watch USA vs T&T in my NUFC top. Walked past a bloke in an SAFC top and smiled at him (half in a "hello mate" and half in a "ha, a mackem!" way. He told me to fuck off and kept walking. True story

😂

I actually LOL'd when he took a black light to the air conditioning unit. He probably jizzed on it himself to provide content

Man of Fire was quality tbf

Adam P branching out into Ross Kemp danger tourism territory with his latest video. His life was in danger apparently because he stayed in a Motel 6 which "lets people book in whenever they want, and could be used by kidnappers". He can smewwll the HIV in the air

No, but there's rich, and there's RICH 🤑

All joking aside, he's earning £109mil over 3 seasons, which will set up his kids and their kids for life. And we are all happily swimming in PIFs money atm so probably shouldn't be the ones throwing stones

The Equaliser that came out in 2014?