Kid Dynamite

I got one of them under Ashley tbf

Twitter in meltdown because the the new system doesn't specifically benefit them I gave up trying last season because I couldn't be arsed to login on with 7 different devices with multiple linked accounts. If this is literally just everyone goes in a hat and you randomly get a ticket then that'll do for me. And I'm speaking as someone who had a season ticket for years, not one of these 30,000 new fans that appeared overnight.

It's a good job we are minted mind, flying that many fuckers out! More hangers on than we have players!

Costco flogging signed Pele shirts. Also got a ton of signed Gazza, Shearer, Joelinton, Moncur etc memorabilia

Ta ra

And that he must have been on the plane right around the time Eddie said he had no further updates and he was still a Leicester player 😂

Binned us off last year and ended up playing Thursday nights in Europe for Villa

7 bairns in the squad. Not sure we've seen that many kicking about the first team squad in previous seasons?

Someone is having your life. You can get a Bosch battery for £150 and it won't invalidate your warranty when the car goes back

Aye, fuck that. You're not going to pay Bruno/Botman money for a kid off the back of an ACL injury

Those hats ffs 😂

Multiple Southampton journos tweeting at the same time that we are still apart on our Livramento valuation. Obviously briefed by the club

Looks like being a plastic gangster is catching up with wor Steve. Paddy Conroy being as subtle as ever

Is this ASM we are talking about?

These podcast wars are getting out of hand (Fish)

Eventful night at Dunston! A hearse pulling donuts on the pitch mid-game and a smear campaign about Wraith

I've got bad news for you about Harvey Barnes...

It's unlikely we are dropping £30mil on a player to act as back up to Trippier the whole season. I wouldn't be surprised to see Trippier play at LB in the CL games

Thats huge money for a kid off the back of a big injury. Tripper to move to LB?

Couldn't understand why we were after him with Trippier, Manquillo, Krafth and Ashby instead in the squad. Makes more sense if he's seen as a LB

If I was already a multi millionaire I reckon I'd rather see out my retirement in LA or NY than the arse end of Saudi

Aye, what's he meant to say? "He's shite and I can't wait for him to fuck off"