Kid Dynamite

Also, fingers crossed that his hospital porter doesnt have a Blyth accent! I think you have to be from blyth to have a blyth accent. There are some big time homs on this board. The family of Rhys Evans and Antonio Puerta have my sympathy. People who have real problems. Not some silver spoon cock face who got pissed up or took too many drugs or whatever and then decided to cut his wrists cos his lass finished him. Hes 38 not 15. Hes a disgrace to people with real mental health problems tbh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6966289.stm Im sorry, but hes a grown man and millionaire. His lass of less than 6 months flings him and he cuts his wrists. He needs to get a fucking grip tbh!!!

Id rather have quaresma. Sam needs his head checking if he buys another striker when RB and 2 creative midfielders are in desperate need

The Zonka

So little creativity again. It was the same as the villa match but with 2 good individual goals. That midfield 3 just doesnt work. Nzogbia seems to be our only creative outlet at the minute. We need to revert to 442 with our new expensive LB and Zoggy on the LW. I just found it such a frustrating game to watch, we are playing no better than last season, geremi isnt all hes cracked up to be and im scared as captain hes going to be an ever present this season

23 year old with Learning Disabilities kicked to death in Sunderland 2 days ago. I dont know if the media are just making these stories more prominent but it seems like in the last 12 months the country has gone mad.

You made it up. He hit a bus. Are you fucked up or what to be making shit up like that?

You managed to disprove your statement with the opening line. Do you honestly talk like that or is it just for our beneift?

jags just scream Alan Partridge to me. They are hideous. Mondeos are probably the most depressing car you can get too, but the new style is a lot nicer than the old ones

and yet I believe u still hand out yur own advice !!! No, it just struck me reading all this advice that everyone on here, me included, spends so much time on the internet, day and night, that our social lives cant be that fantastically good that we are in any position to be giving advice about dates. especially brock.

Because the only people on internet forums offering advice are those that still live with their parents and play computer games instead of having a social life? dont make me dig up that video of you miming to songs you posted on the net in your spare time bandana boy!

Mate, an internet forum is the last place you should be asking for advice about girls! Seriously!

This argument is going nowhere so im quitting now. It was a sarky reply to a dig by alex. Im sure my gf wouldnt give a flying fuck that i said it and im sure alex isnt particularly bothered, not quite so much as my living arrangements and number plate anyway. Anyone reading the thread can tell the way in which it was intended, that despite living at home i dont do too bad. Get over it lads.

Im not doing too bad in life if you still havent found something better to rip out of me

What cos i think my girlfriend is attractive? It was a comeback to a dig by alex. If i knew it would have offended you so much . . . . . . I would have probably still said it! and the fish reference implied that you are a big girlls blouse getting offended over my chauvinism and lack of PCness

My mates often tell stories about how they were so wasted they pissed the bed and every laughs and pats them on the back. At 25 they should be fucking ashamed tbh

I got sick of reading the same article repeated 20 times so dint read it to much these days

In keeping with the rest of the thread then. Your starting to sound like fish man! edit - Can i also point out i love my lass on the 'inside' too. But anyone who gives the shit about not caring about what their partner looks like cos they are git nice, blatantly looks like this

twice in a row in some cases!

It obviously narked you then! It seems to bother you more that i live at home than it does me for some strange reason

Ive been refreshing this for 5 minutes waiting for you to come back for a 2nd bite haha

want to compare lasses alex?

I owe you a pint sometime, thanks! What's a good second date? I think the cinema's generally a rubbish thing to do. I've done drinks and live music, I'd like something quite cool yet not too expensive. I don't want anyone to suggest a restaurant. You shelled out for a first date, its all damage limitation on the wallet now. Get her round yours for a pizza and DVD.

Haway then, give us a womans view on things then? Don't try too hard! If you have things in common, can have a laugh and enjoy each others company then it should go swimmingly. Okay, it may be a bit nerve-racking and no-one wants to make an arse of themselves but if you're too busy trying to remember a list of do's and dont's then you'll be a nervous wreck. s'what I said. fair enough, but it's hardly advice is it? Basically you're saying "don't be nervous, just relax" which is easy to say, but an entirely different thing to accomplish. All I gave was a few dos and don'ts (which is what was asked for) which he could use if needed. to be fair, the list is hardly complete, nor necessarily applicable. Just a couple of ideas I think it came across like you plan your dates like a military operation and also made you look slightly conceited that you know all there is to know about first dates

The winner is always one of the top 3 anyway so it would end up going to the runner up, who will either be one of the other top 3 or someone like city who will be out after the first game.