Kid Dynamite

Yeah I really enjoyed the episode. Would be a proper mindfuck if it was going on like

Just to cheer me up, Blyth conceded in the 89th minute too and lost 1-0

Our next 7 games after Liverpool are Birmingham Fulham Spurs Reading Portsmouth Sunderland West Ham If we play like we did yesterday theres nothing stopping us getting 12 or more points out of those games

Had you down as a waxer tbh I'm suprised he has the need to yet tbh.... Ive seen a picture of you and youre hardly the epitome of masculinity yourself!

Be kind rewind The true definition of. . . .'the trailer shows all the best bits'

By decent I assume you mean "crap, but slightly less crap than usual...but overall still woefully shite" ? that would be my definition. Playing in the role hes obviously been told to (Hold the ball up or knock it on) he won almost every ball that came to him. Unfortunately Owen seemed to be on a different planet and didnt get onto any of the balls Smith won for him. Still not good enough for us but his best game in a while I felt.

Disposable razors are akin to shaving with a piece of broken glass!

Just got back from the game. One of the best performances in months. Plenty of creativity and a few good chances. However Owen missed two 1 on 1s, Duff missed a sitter and should never start ahead of charlie after today, Barton was a disgrace as usual. First player out the door in the summer please. On the plus side, Smith actually had a decent game for once, Milner was great, the crowd were up for it and if we play like that the rest of the season we might just be safe. But hard work doesnt get you points unless you win the game unfortunately!

Home or away ;D

Violent crime is down - there are many, many countries more violent than the UK. Lets emulate the US where 1 in a 100 are now in jail - that'll work. Nice link to immigration btw - the Mail would be proud. Have you read what I said in the other thread? Obviously not

They cant be doing that good a job cos I cant hear them in the leazes end most matches!

It seems to be a fashion choice these days to become a teenage criminal though and we really need to stop it. Betting yourmate a fiver you can knock a stranger out and then kissing your knuckles in front of him before you do it? People like that should be put down imo! Dogs dont even attack people without a reason!

He used the line, 'my buddies try to blow smoke up my ass' in an interview. Reason enough to bring him home imo.

I didnt try and insert a minge joke into the mange tout bit, give me some credit!

This is what I was getting at in the immigrants thread the other day. We are probably one of the most violent hideous countries in the world at the minute and we need to be sorting out our own before we worry about anyone else. We need a decent zero tolerance PM in place to sort these fucks out once and for all. Stop spending so much money on shit, build another 50'000 jail cells, create thousands of jobs in the process and start locking people up for robbery, assault and all the other crimes courts see fit to hand out 'warnings' for.

what

Are we ignoring the thousands of innocents that get murdered every year? 'Accidental' shootings, bombings, rapings etc. I just cant get my head round the 'atrocity' that is 9/11 that we will be mourning til the end of time, yet the US/UK kill more innocent people than that every year and its classed as collateral damage. I couldnt give a flying fuck if Harry wants to feel like one of the boys over there. Hes not. He is a danger to whoever is in his troop and if he bites a bullet I dont think the BBC have enough channels to cover him and Diana at the same time.

Its a sign of how shit we really are when it gets to 4 hours before kick off and we still dont have one of these Anyone expecting anything other than another demoralising defeat? Im hoping Martins starts and somehow ignites the team into a wonderful performance

Band you saw live Set Your Goals and Gallows at the Academy Play you saw live Mary Poppins on Broadway Restaurant you ate at La Riviera Meal you cooked Steak in peppercorn sauce

His interviews are a bit misguided iyam. He comes across like its 'jolly good fun' to be over there killing people. Im not sure they feel the same tbh

Nice to see Keegans inovative coaching techniques. ''I found these road cones on the way here. Lets pretend they are players! Now obviously they wont be standing still on the pitch but for now we will pretend they will be''

Ive never been overly enamoured with these. Good party machines but id imagine the whole interactive thing would get a bit boring after a while on your own. In comparison, COD4 on the 360 still has me online every week since the day i bought it!

Probably got an SAS squadron backing him up. Im not sure I could cope with the blanket media coverage for the next 15 years if he caught a bullet out there!

5 players is a bit optimistic. Double it maybe and then worry about the subs bench later.

Surely she would still be your auntie. . . . just with a cock!