Kid Dynamite

Interesting premise, the monthly installments might convince some people. The club sounds worried already that we might have a shit season and struggle to sell tickets

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Did you give him a slap? Should have got your sis back and made him apologise to make him look daft in front of his mates

Get a girl started and she'll merrily natter on for ages. I don't mean sit with your arms folded, tight lipped and un-responsive (that's her role for later ). I mean ask her questions, even if they'd normally be irrelevant questions to ask a bloke. When she's talking about her friends ask how they met, when talking about her siblings ask their age and what they're up to. In my experience it's good to have a glass of wine to hand if you're gobby. I often babble when I've nervous energy, the drink acts as a substitute. Obviously don't drink shit loads and throw up in her lap on the taxi ride home. Compliment her outfit at the beginning of the night, not after 2 bottles of red and three bottles of peroni Let her order for herself. Listen to her. Maintain comfortable eye contact, if you find that hard just look at her mouth instead. If I were you I'd book a table, but go for a drink before hand. A nice cocktail starts things on the right path. (and gets a few measures down to calm both your nerves.) Order something that doesn't leave a pungent aodour behind. Avoid stuff that gives you gas or bad breath. Order something you wouldn't normally have at home. Don't go for Special Fried Rice, a Chicken Kiev, or Spaghetti Bolognese... try something else. no nos in my book would be talking about yourself all night. cracking jokes all night hackneyed lines don't compliment her too much, it sounds needy and desperate. don't take the piss out of her at all, as stated above, girls are quite nervous on dates. if you're going to pay for the meal don't make a big deal out of it don't try to be flash either, don't buy the most expensive wine on the menu just because it's the most expensive wine on the menu. don't be over-familiar Don't write out a list of dating tips on a website, because you know you'll be mocked to fuck about them. Don't take one last sip of Vodka say "fuck it" and click "add reply" either For a minute there you actually had me convinced that you knew what to do and it wasn't all just guess work If following all of the above tips be careful that she doesnt think you are homosexual. Mate, just have a laugh and enjoy it and dont listen to fish's 100 step guide. I have a mate who is pug ugly but he pulls some stunners purely cos he takes the piss out of them and himself and has them in kinks.

17 year old lad stabbed 5 times in the back in newcastle last night. Newcastle is getting just as bad as anywhere else, just most of our scum cant afford guns.

without being harsh, your totally not over this are you!

So an elderly gentleman is having a walk in the park minding his own business and some 12 year old charver decides to hoy something at him for no reason. Poor bloke probably shit himself. Im glad he got taken to court and im even more glad hes losing sleep about it. If it had been my grandad id have slapped the little cunt.

Contradiction in terms. Unless you are 13 or play in the premier league boots should only be black. Specialis FTW

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Fuck off. Hes like Beatties slower brother. Every chance hes had so far hes either shinned or fallen over

Il have a look for one later

He looks cack to be fair.

Aye i got pissed on, it was a pretty shitty day weather wise though. hopefully next week will be better

Your already 1 game down so id hurry. For me the only choice was behind the goal or along the pitch. And even though along the pitch is probably a better view, behind the goal is £100 cheaper so i went for that. Any seats on the half way line and not in the heavens are steep. The club arent daft

Just what we need to go with geremi, butt, barton and smith. not. I never thought id be desperate for emre to get back from injury!

imo hes one of the best managers in the league. He got 2 top 5 finshes with a team no better than ours. I cant see any other mangager bettering what hes done there tbh. If they replace him now i can see them not even making the top 7.

which was my point if you reread it

Id definately rather lose owen than martins. Firstly, Martins injury/goals record pisses on owens and secondly, he actually wants to play for the club, wants to play for the club and makes no secret of the fact

A mate of a mate of a mate knows him and apparently hes had a few decent clubs in for him over the years but his whole family and all his friends are up here and hes more than happy to build up a retirement fund whilst living the easy life. Not exactly ambitious but cant say i blame him

Just spotted 2 other threads on this already haha Never mind, its good enough for 3 threads!

I know there was a thread on this but dont know if a link was posted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiQ4LqvH7gw

For me it was funny for the first few episodes and now the joke has worn off. Just like the fast show, catherine tate, little britain etc. etc.

yeah i am

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Aye he had a shocker. There was one moment wher ehe had around 50yards of space to take it out of defence and he still got caught in posession! He also seems to be fond of the Bramble School of 'Look how well i can ping a ball for a defender'. Except that they always go straight to the other team.