Kid Dynamite

Start taking interviews now? So what makes you think you can do the job on these people mr J69? Well, because no matter how many tattoos a man has, or how many hours of his life he spends in a gym, a bullet in the head is pretty hard to avoid. I always start off watching these shows with a modicum of respect for them. In a schoolboyish sort of way I still think it would be cool to be able to kick shit out of anyone that wants a fight with you. But that soon goes out the window when they start reciting past fights and giving demonstrations about how they knacked this bloke or that bloke etc. and how MI5 have 24 hour surveillance of them, when really they still live in a council house and sell the odd bit of smack to make some beer money for the weekend

whos that then?

40 year old with a 15year olds brain tbh. '....and then i kneed im in the face lyke, and he got up so i nutted him and he said marra, you are the most freakishly strong man i have ever met like, as strong as 6 regular humans lyke . . . ' Someone should shoot him and be done with it. I especially like the bit in the zoo when he clicks his fingers and bollocks his wife cos she dared not hear what he just said.

One of the docs at work wanted one and apparently you have to prove you have permission to use a sizeable chunk of land to use it. Ie a farm or something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkaS7mf2hrI I nearly shit myself watching this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wziaCma6uLE

Looks canny. Die Hard is one of the best 3 action films ever.

Thats class

And for killing 1 man. How do they distinguish between who lives and who dies? Surely there must be hundreds of thousands of people in prison who have killed just 1 person. They want to come here, wed let them out after 6 or 7 years

So many things wrong with that. Fair play he killed a man, he needs locking up, but to be locked up for 27years knowing that they are going to kill you one day or another! Also, in 2006 is it not time we figured out that having a gallery to watch people die is wrong. For the lethal injection they could just as easily give him 1 injection to send him to sleep and another to send him into cardiac or repiratory arrest when he wouldnt know anything about it. To fill his veins full of poison so he can spend 20minutes feeling himself die in front of all those people is beyond fucked up! And then lastly, they can still hang and shoot people in some states. Its scary that this countyr is the most powerful in the world

Got to say like, for some reason that just isnt funny. Blatantly taking the piss out of 2 people for being disabled, making absolutely no effort to split it up. Tv has gone down the shitter tbh

jealous tbh

I watched Macintyres underworld instead. WIth the Taxman from Teeside who was quite possibly the thickest man on teeside too. My favourite quite was 'Im 6 times stronger than the average man' then 2 minutes later 'Did you know chimps are 6 times stronger than the average man?' Pretty much sums him up to be honest. Every person hes done a show on so far has been a clown.

I can spot the difference too. Yes but you would say black was white if it meant disagreeing with me.

Like i said NER NA! My mates dad has too much money for his own good and has SKYHD. He also has an ambi-light TV. Its like an ordinary TV but twice as much cos it has a light behind it that changes colour. Im going to stick a disco light behind mine just to piss him off.

Aye these kids today, rocket launchers everywhere! Do you see the irony ?

Rio did a 'Dont carry knives, weapons are bad' thing last week. Then at the weekend he fired a pretend rocket launcher into the away crowd for a goal celebration. Im sure he doesnt see the irony

Il have 2!

You deserve to be locked up for conforming to the student stereotype of fannying around with traffic cones/signs tbh.

If you have to ask, you arent one. Thats all you need to be worried about.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6169071.stm

Its like an episode of 'a touch of frost' Doesnt strike me as a high functioning, genius type serial killer. Hes probably caught the clap off one of them and gone a bit postal cos of it!

i think we need to see photographic evidence. I got 154 on my 2nd go Blatantly gutted you didn't think to wait till you posted up your score Hang on, is he being serious? If so, is time an element? They might have mentioned it, as I've browsed the web and taken a shite whilst doing it! EDIT: Not time based, and I can now grab a screen of this score if anyone really is that insecure. relax it was a joke. the test obviously doesnt take a sense of humour into accout.

i think we need to see photographic evidence. I got 154 on my 2nd go

The only thing that isn't wrong about that post is the £10 a month part. http://sky.com/hd/what-does-it-cost-existing.htm