Kid Dynamite

So you stirred your cousins porridge. NICE!

None of them are accurate. Ive tried a few over the years and have ranged by about 30points! Im sure they are meant to be timed too.

Im getting the classics out at the minute! The Clash The Who AC/DC and after watching Miami Vice the series, Phil Collins Greatest Hits!

Deja Vu. Got nowt to do with Deja Vu funnily enough. Ok, could have been better.

Hes nowhere near as good as hes deluded little mind thinks he is! He wins a fight against some has been, fat boxer and hes talking like hes just beat ali at the end of it. It was bad enough when Lewis used to give it 'the big I am' in his post fight interviews (''Has been'' Rachman being one cringeworthy comment). However, after seeing Willimas trying to kiss Harrison at the weigh in, im glad he didnt win!

This thread far outweighs anything in the Bizarre thread! This is comedy gold! Firstly, how old are you Walliver? I assumed you were over 18, in which case you shouldnt be texting girls about wanting to 'hold hands' and 'kiss them'. Secondly, this girl is cracked as a piss pot. She has serious issues splitting with this bloke every other day and having you dangling by a thread. Shel be loving it and you are letting her!!! Thirdly, i know splitting up with someone is tough but the best way to get over it, especially if they are a bitch, is totally fuck them around instead 1- you should have offered her that gig ticket, and then turned up with another lass to take instead 2- when she rang you up for a night of passion, you should have used her like shes never been used before, cum in her eye, give her a dirty sanchez and kicked her out in the street naked saying youd forgotten how shit she was in the sack. Extreme times call for extreme measures mate!

£300 for the box and £10 a month to watch channels you already have. But in a slightly better picture. NER NA!

You see, i thought V for Vendetta should have been called S for Shite.

I was thinking about this the other day. Its quite scary how much we have fucked our own planet in the space of 50 or 60 years. Earth is hundreds of millions of years old and in half a century we manage to use the majority of the worlds energy sources, fuck the ozone layer, melt the polar ice caps and fuck the weather system totally. and dont even get me started on the whole new generation of underclass yobs we seem to have created. Im not sure i fancy having grandkids on this planet in another 50-60 years tbh!

There are bount to be people on here who have unfortunately had to watch relatives battle with cancer and i dont suppose they see it as a win win situation.

agreed. and anyone sitting behind a computer screen complaining that a 16year old cancer sufferer doesnt deserve a bravery award could reasonably be called an idiot tbh.

Do you always make the boys work for a cock shot? More than J69 makes his mam work for one You didnt honestly just use that as a comeback did you That is hideosuly feeble!

200 snots!!! id want to shag both of them for that much!

You see thats where you are wrong! My mates arent really a big fan of games and my social life is fair to middling

oooh, hit me where it hurts! I guess while im playing in my mams garage you will be making your seventeen thousandth post on here! Your social life must be ace!!!

Your jealousy and obsession with me knows no bounds! Im flattered gorgeous x

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder. Well i havent been here much recently cos the craic has been shit but im all ready for this thread. The anticipation of this non event has already made my day So what are we going to do this time guys! Pretend to be police officers? Chase him into blockbusters? Take a picture of him on our phone when he isnt looking? I cant wait!!!

Without going into details, my mam found a picture of my erect member that my lass had taken and transferred to the PC. My dad had 'a quiet word' with me about it. Devastated!

This cant possibly turn into as gay an escapade as it did last time! Grown men sneaking around giggling to themselves as they take pictures of the back of his head and send nob pictures to him. Do it properly this time, either shop him to the police or give him a good hiding!

I sent an arcade control panel to Denmark yesterday. About the same size as a PC keyboard but slightly heavier. Twenty Six Fucking QUID!!!!!! Thats £26, for bog standard snail mail.

Just got the film to watch tonight.

One of them but in black. Nov 2002, 1.2 16v.

A lad from my town hung himself 2 weeks after his bird had cheated on him with my mate ! Cannit be happy!!!

Some quality old school adverts and trailers

There is so much more to playing Streetfighter than just button bashing. Its all about parrying! Parrying FAQ Watch this video in the SF3 world championships to see how perfectly this guy parries to win the final. From being 1 punch away from defeat he times every parry to within a split second before winning So i dont want any more of this 'Its a shit button bashing, skill less game!